Wait a few hours. Woj will write a scathing piece about Deadspin and explain all of this. #WOJNUKE

I don't know what you think is worse, the fact that he didn't write it for you, or the that I didn't realize that he didn't write it for you until you pointed it out.

Another good tip is to have the edges of the wrapping paper end at the edge of the box. That would make one less fold/seam in the middle of the gift. If there is any extra paper hanging over the edges, you can fold it like an accordion to make ruffles on the gift. This also makes it easier to open. I'll leave what's…

If you are gambling on this game, you need many, many years of therapy.

They look like they are at auditions to be in the newly formed R&B group Shai.

Have you been to a Wendy's lately? If you order anything other than a frosty it takes forever!

Most popular shaving cream your wife buys you when you tell her you are out of shaving cream.

Most popular shaving cream your wife buys you when you tell her you are out of shaving cream.

Dont mess with an Aries.

Some women were painting the inside of a house. Worried that they may get paint on their clothes, they decide to finish painting in the nude. After a short while, they hear a knock at the door. "Who is it?" they ask.

The funniest thing I saw in this video is that the guy in the Umbros is wearing a size small shirt.

Do not start CPR. They are already dead.

Presto Whoa

Paid Phillips

Not sure if it is pure coincidence or not, but everyone at the game with these shirts on spend at least half the game aimlessly wandering while trying to find their seat.

It would seem that he is still mad about Bush's response to Katrina.

I wish my dad did that to me when I was 2. It would have saved me a lot of subsequent pain and suffering from being a Browns fan.

So Jill's relay team overcame a poop-catastrophe and placed 2nd to the black girls? That sounds like a version of "Bring It On" I'd be willing to watch.

Now do one to "Instanbul, Constantinople"

Her next segment should be entitled "How to out pee Secretariat"