This is appropriate behavior at Taco Bell when the person in front of you a) takes too long to order, or b) order's too much stuff.

I thought Dellavedova felt at home...down under.

I think that if you were a cardiothoracic surgeon, having your cat jump up on your table would be pretty bad.

I assumed that every dude on twitter is broke.

Torito is really acrobatic. It makes me miss those WCW Luchador matches.

Thursday Night Football on CBS...the new night light.

First man ever to get more cutty AFTER getting married.

Knock knocks, baby feeders, milk makers

No Megatron. you will not have to fight all Autobot powers at once. Just me! Blaow!

I'm Castor Troy!

The Fratellis also wanted to put Chunk's hand in a blender. The only reason it didn't happen is because of the bats. To this day, I still get scared when my wife turns on the Vitamix.

What about Beats by Dre? The players seem to love them. Is the Clippers owner going to criticize and mock any group of people wearing them?

Duly noted!

Duly noted!

An electric toothbrush wont take out the trash.

An electric toothbrush wont take out the trash.

I was kinda hoping the rest of the title would be "to help your girlfriend get herself off"

I was kinda hoping the rest of the title would be "to help your girlfriend get herself off"

Or just break one and end it right away. That's what I did because my gaming life is one big speedrun.

I'm a Wario. I'm a gonna win!

The wolves fans can't hear you because you gotta speak their language. Allow me to help.

And with the first pick...the Cleveland Browns select...Marcus Mariota, Quarterback, University of Oregon.

Now let's see what they do with Buffalo's pick.

This is what customers at Walmart expected me to do on a daily basis.