Whenever I see someone with poor hygiene, I feign like I have a cold and decline to shake hands. It makes me look like the good guy for not getting them sick.

Shift + F3! My life is changed forever.

+1

He died of a broken heart? Thanks HHH and McMahon.

Black twitter? You mean, twitter?

That was pretty good!

Why hate? Any time there is a double showcase winner on TPIR, it is a time for rejoicing.

If he was really that loyal he would have punched one of the fans in the face, gave a goodbye speech and sailed off into the sunset.

What is this from?

What kind of card do you have? I will try to get the same one for good luck

I thought the max was 32GB. If it is 64 GB then I will upgrade mine for sure! Does it give you any problems?

I put a 16 gb memory card in mine, but Bravely Default DL took a quarter of it up. Is it too late to switch a 32 gb card into it? Or can i just copy all the 16 GB to a computer, then copy all that to a 32 GB card? Thank you.

Why they gotta do Winston Zeddmore like that?

Are you sure Warren Sapp wasn't just eyeing the hot dog vendor?

When approached by Russian officials Paynter simply replied, "We're scattering the fucking ashes!"

Maybe it's the bitter face he made after taking linezolid for the rampant MRSA infection.

Fake. This is really Petchesky taking a photo of himself cross-country skiing here, then some random guy gives him a ski. Classic Anti-Russia conspiracy material.

Aaand I'm done with the yogurt. Thanks.

If you go to the Jeffersonville Outlet mall, you could probably see these two working at the Flying J.

I saw a movie with lemonade in the ass. It made me feel warm inside.