Baby Z-Bo opened his eyes, then dunked on Kendrick Perkins.

I don't get it.

How about, make sure all of your healthcare and dependent flexible spending money is reimbursed? Wait too long and POOF...its gone.

Side eye

The Penis Butter solution

Everytime a new Uncle Drew commercial comes out, the participants get hurt. Kyrie got hurt after the first one and Kyrie and Kevin Love both were injured after the second one. Just stop!

Perhaps ABS would do better on the road if they spent more time making up moves and performing drills than doing crunches. Sheesh.

A true Schiano man would leave it in his bum.

I could use a suit like that on date night.

I would give him $35 million only if the manager could stand in the dugout with the Soul Pole.

Then Todd Bertuzzi punched him in the back of the head when he wasn't looking.

Sounds like this trio will have a ho lotta other problems to deal with now.

How much do you think Andrew Luck would love a first round OL or WR in this upcoming loaded draft?

He gets tackled really hard on almost every play. A defender stands him up or wraps a leg, then he gets crushed by another defender. He is the Byron Leftwich of runningbacks.

Strawman.

Dick some geek, suck.

Thank god this segment is over. The moral compass of this website is not inherently high, but glorifying these clips is deplorable. You show us the action, but what we don't see is the permanent scarring and people who end up with traumatic brain injuries after being knocked out.

I like to go to Arby's and get a small order of curly fries, only to hear the woman at the counter yell "SMALL CURLIES" to the back. I laugh every time this happens. My wife still will not enter an Arby's with me. But not because of that, because I weigh 600 lbs.

When Todd Haley unplugs a USB drive, he does NOT safely remove it first.

You should have mentioned how when the cop asked for Bernie's ID he gave home two credit cards. The cop knew something was wrong because Bernie has horrific credit.