He probably didn't spit on him. The proof is that Ray Rice was not torn in half.

Demaryjanius thomas

Oh shut up. You had the Penguins and Steelers to get you through all of this. Don't try to act all disenfranchised.

Maybe the refs forgot that Ray Lewis retired.

I tore a tendon in my finger plugging in a coffee pot. I mean... while fixing my truck.

That is what my face looks like when I come home from work and my wife tells me we are having soup for dinner.

If you have to use the AAs instead of the Ds, ya just dont know, do you.

How sloppy. I wouldn't necessarily call the Jets' QB competition a battle. Sheesh.

Harvey Dent aka Two Race

They had instagram back then?

Aint that the tooth!

That clip was the longest amount of time I spent watching SPEED. Now excuse me while I throw in a chaw and have sex with a cousin.

I thought the weiner races were at halftime

If you asked me to clear-out kick ten times, this is what it would look like on nine of those times.

His Instagram account does not refute your initial thoughts

You stole the team from Cleveland. Fist yourselves forever.

I let Todd Haley go first at a 4 way stop, and he did not wave.

Todd Haley stole my wallet and my playstation 2