It helps to not bet against something that's been proven.

I can't think of a single map that meets that description.

What, no GIF of Old Snake putting a gun in his mouth while $599 flashes in red at the bottom?

The A-D buttons are fine, but you're right—the D-pad is an abortion of design. They supposedly designed an improved D-pad for use with the newer, smaller Xbox 360s, but I don't think that ever made it to market.

Haha, I remember when they removed force feedback and called it an improvement. I will never understand the rationale behind that. Apparently, neither did their corporate overlords, because that idiotic experiment didn't last very long.

Is there a law that says dev consoles have to specifically be uglier than the ugliest available consumer PC case?

Wow, great soundtrack.

This guy managed to be more open-minded in the space of one paragraph than most conservatives will ever be in their entire lives.

I take it you're not familiar with the magazine's target market. We call ourselves "males".

...whoa now just how much sodomy are we talking about. This sounds like it's getting out of hand.

Gimme. Dat. Boston.

Never you mind that he got a fucking tattoo of (supposedly not) Rihanna's busted-up face on his neck.

Maybe instead the parents should sue themselves for continuing to live in a place like Utah.

In reality land, even if all three of those anti-consumer "features" are baked into the new consoles, the following will happen:

Lots of people do, for the same reason we have such high lottery participation and such a poor tax structure: Americans are mathematically retarded.

Why scrub the commenters' names? They obviously feel very strongly about their dumb opinions, so they should be allowed to stand by them.

Someone hasn't already died at the X Games?

Am I going to have to answer the phone for my stupid e-friends to take them fake bowling?

A lady friend of mine has been using the phrase "porn is porn for women, dumbass" for years.

Or you could just look at the controller layout options...