Or, more likely, the process of rapid gentrification and re-ghettoization.

I know, it's almost like they're a business out to make money!

Because only white people look at porn.

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Needs more Inception Button.

It's a document markup language. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Also I love you/fuck you, if this is a trap.

For starters, this app IS ModernCV, with a trendy iOS patina. But, mostly, if I wanted to program, I'd write a fucking program. If I want to write a document, I'll use a document editor. That's why WYSIWYG exists.

I'll take "overkill" for $1000.

If you're on a tablet, that's 90% of the way towards a traditional computer anyway. (And I should know, I went with only an iPad for the better part of a year, and I didn't even have problems doing sysadmin work. The only real problem was websites that flat-out didn't support tablets, and those were mostly financial…

Are you kidding me? The answer is in the last sentence of the article. Any old text editor. Google Docs. Pick your poison.

If you're throwing together your resume on an iPhone, you're doing it wrong. Don't be surprised when nobody responds. If you can't take the time to work on a real, properly-formatted resume, why should they take the time to consider you?

I went to college with the photographer. He's a really nice guy. And, obviously, great with a camera.

Except last time you posted this article it contained labels. Oops.

Have you ever watched the British show Black Mirror? There's an EXCELLENT episode that serves as a send-up of this kind of behavior.

Case in point.

It's just garbage. It's lazily written, poorly paced, and just about every joke boils down to "NERDS, AMIRITE?" (Hold for laugh track.)

Yeah, those artificially-colored pictures sure look hot! Jesus.