This movie was depressing a shit.

I once ordered a bunch of Lexapro from a Canadian pharm because there wasn't a generic in the US yet, and the stuff was stupidly expensive. Worked like a charm. In fact, I'm still using the pills today.

16th Century Cartography: just draw whatever the fuck you want.

Asshole.

My ass is in a movie theater at least once a month. It helps that we have a Cinebarre theater here, which serves food and alcohol throughout movies. Good stuff, too. I don't get the "wait for Blu-Ray" thing, but maybe I romanticize the theater experience. And since ticket prices at Cinebarre are higher, it keeps the…

It has nothing to do with beauty, it has to do with not looking like a has-been asshole with an xXxtreme arm tattoo covered in white hair.

I'm guessing you have tattoos. Get back to me when you're 65. Any time I've ever thought about getting a tattoo, I think about what I would have gotten as a tattoo 5 years ago, and I change my mind.

No, actually it doesn't. Why not go to an Apple store, take a picture of something bright, and see if it's purple? If not, you can upgrade. If you get one that's purple, take it back and get a replacement. It's really not that hard. Don't let butthurt Gizmodo try to convince you it's a widespread problem (because it's…

I'll say the same thing I say about all tattoos: stupid "body art" for stupid, short-sighted people. But when you're also being a corporate shill with your "body art", you're really pushing the limits of what I thought stupidity was capable of.

So, you have cameras you use for photography, but since a small number of iPhone 5 owners are reporting what's most likely a manufacturing defect, you won't upgrade from the 4, which has a middling camera, because photography? Makes perfect sense.

Updates? Maybe. But I installed the final RTM version that was up on MSDN. As a developer, I was given access to Microsoft's latest and "greatest" the same time manufacturers were so that I could jump on the Metro development bandwagon. And that release killed my computer. A lot of people in forums I looked for help…

Jesus, you're the worst reporter on here. So that's final folks! One guy got an email from Debby! It's probably an issue of the sapphire glass not being set properly perpendicular to the center of the lens, and this guy got punted by a bunch of folks when he should have sent the phone in for repair/replacement per the…

Tech support response at 5:00pm on a Friday = official corporate line. Got it.

Yes, you're a photographer. With an iPhone 4. Maybe shoot yourself in the head instead of shooting pictures.

I can't get myself to play Sleeping Dogs because the cover art is so aggressively bad. It's like Mega-Man bad.

Half of these devices were solutions looking for a problem. UMPCs? Really? One word (acronym): RDP.

SimCity Social is fucking awful and an embarrassment to the franchise.

Kate, do you actually know what art is?

Where? Nigeria? At least in the southeast, Apple maps have WAY more accurate business locations. Google Maps shows you where the building is SUPPOSED to be most of the time, but in my experience, the Apple maps have the point of interest where it actually is.

You're not good at watching TV, is the main problem. Did you raise a host of logical objections about the Lost finale? You're missing the point, and if you're expecting Tolstoy, you're looking in the wrong place.