I was more concerned about just how many teacups Penelope goes through. I hope she bought a lot of settings before that pattern went out of print, because she’s done a lot of poisonings and it’s very gauche to poison someone with a mismatched saucer.

And even then, Hiram had to “frame” Hermoine for the feds to arrest her.

When I saw him sitting among that pile of clothes, I briefly thought, “Did they leave while naked?”

Harvest organs BADLY. I said last week he must be doing it for people who want very expensive dog food, because nothing in that Closet O’Meat would be viable in the least.

Penelope being a cruel and abusive monster was certainly something that was introduced in season one--I never forgave her for goading Cheryl into her suicide attempt. So that has been consistent, anyway.

Nana Rose, you have discovered that your adopted daughter is a serial killer leading a board game cult, teamed up with another serial killer. She has devised an elaborate plan to kidnap a bunch of children so she can hunt them through the woods and poison/beat/shoot them to death.

Edgar started out with the standard Seduction, Roofies, & An Ice-Filled Bathtub technique, but it lacked glamour. Plus this way he can fulfil his life’s dream of becoming an unlicensed psychologist with a harem.

I mean, I kind of can’t blame him.

I get deciding to take revenge on her school friends for not doing more if everyone who was primarily at fault was dead or otherwise out of her reach. It’s not fair, but if she’s burning for revenge and she’s running short of better available targets to lash out at, then it makes enough sense as a motivation.

I’m thinking that Penelope was keeping her high on herbal tea then it wore off at that moment. Lol

He didn’t say he was winning all season.

He just sits at home reciting the last verse of The Pied Piper over and over and waiting for his dad to notice his giant missing kidney scar.

You have to admit, Alice committed to the bit!

Since the sheriff is an ex-con it makes a kind of sense.

Well, she lives there, I think? But still: yeah girl, stop off at the White Worm or Serpents homeless camp first!

Well “the cops” is FP Jones, and what qualifications does he have?

She had access to an antique phone! Call Sheriff Whoever’s Wearing The Hat This Week or Betty or somebody!

THANK YOU

I did like the sense in that scene between Nana Rose and the waking up from being drugged Toni (maybe the best scene in the episode) that Toni was like, this is crazy & I don’t feel good & don’t want to deal with this right now & Nana Rose was like, no, I am pretty sure that you are the hero of this story one way or…

I actually kinda liked that because it makes it seem that Nana’s not 100% good. She’s also a Blossom Force For Chaos, she just happens to be chaotic good instead of chaotic evil like Penelope or chaotic neutral like Cheryl.