As soon as Daryl said “kill him first” it was obvious he wouldn’t die.

As soon as they didn't show Beta dead at the bottom of the elevator shaft it was obvious he was alive. 

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Whisper In Ya Ear Edition:

Glad to have you back.

Forget the Negan lean. Now it’s all about the Alpha “hunch”

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Back From the Dead Edition:

If Ezekiel doesn't screen Green Book for the Kingdom then what are we even doing here.

The Theory of Everything was pretty good, and Hawking was still alive..

Yeah the only time that trope ever really works for me is when said thing that is impossible is magic and the character claiming it is impossible is one that focuses on the science part of their science fiction universe

Yep, he’s a born leader in TWD universe.

Actually, there are hunting slingshots that have draw weights up to 80 lbs. They use power bands (exercise bands). There are also Slingbows, which are slingshots with a d-loop and whisker biscuit where you can use a full size archery arrow with it. I’ve seen videos of guys hunting wild boar with them.

He’s just really really horny.

His stupidity is at least believable. He’s a kid who was never out in the world the way Enid and Carl were. He never saw how truly terrible people can be, or why strangers are not to be trusted. Kind of like how Alexandria was when they showed up.

I should have.  Between that and The Girl of a Thousand Throwing Knives they had pretty good accuracy in the dark.

Have you mentioned the one girl’s magic slingshot yet? Either slingshot technology has improved in leaps and bounds since I was a kid, or that girl is a mythological figure straight out of the goddamn Bible...

Oh, it did end years ago. Then, it stood up and started shambling about in a grotesque mockery of life.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Presidents Day Sale Edition

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: The Greatest Show on Earth (if You Pretend There Are No Other TV Shows) Edition:

Welcome to Michelle Rodriguez!

I guess this explains why no mixed race children were born during the time of American slavery.