and where the hell is two-face

ayyeee, what’s good e?

Aren’t there laws or contracts or something that would prevent Archie from being sued in the hypothetical situation that he (or any other boxer) kills their opponent in the ring?

The way Jughead knocked old boy the fuck out, he should be the boxer

Stuff like a sai fight between two biker chicks intercut with Josie of Josie & The Pussycats singing Amy Winehouse remind me why I love this stupid, amazing show

Has The Bar Association taken away Penny’s law license yet?

“emotionally scarring you to make you a better singer is a-ok, kid”

i feel like someone should’ve contacted the fed about the farmies by now

hey, remember the pussycats?

I hope as a running gag every time Penny shows up she’s missing a body part

also i couldn’t help but think “Aren’t they all 26?”

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CMM’s casting as Evelyn’s dad makes way more sense now

“Your best friend, Kevin, is here”

where is jughead supposed to not eat burgers now

“only 3 episodes left”

I loved how Betty was shocked that her mom might be scared of her despite threatening someone’s life like 15 minutes earlier

“that guy is on drugs, he should be DQ’d i might get killed”

The farm would be a lot less effective as a gang if it weren’t for the fact that all the other gangs are run by teenagers

Cheryl: “I love you Toni, but I love twincest even more”