Nice of the whisperers to give Addy her glasses back

are we ever gonna talk about how Archie is so clearly a meta

the only way Ronnie is getting into any of those schools she was singing about in the beginning is if she’s involved in a varsity blues situation

This one hour episode looked better than any and every scene from that dogshit Heathers reboot

Chad Michael Murray looks like Evelyn’s older brother, not her father

man I hope the arsonist thing doesn’t become like a fetish or something for BugHead

so, now we know Cole can’t sing

i had to fan myself

I don’t understand why Ronnie was so upset about them separating when not only did he get your boyfriend thrown in jail, had him turned into a fight slave, and regularly sells drugs to everyone in town apparently

the dagger should not be as fast as XS

Non-main cast member student: “how come it’s always these guys that get the big finish in these musicals”

“So what if Mom tried to get rid of your drugs”

Non-main cast member student: “shouldn’t we be rehearsing”

Of course only Cheryl is allowed to wear red

Red hair
Boxing skills
Town with high crime rate
Enhanced strength
Multiple love interests
Beloved best friend
Known to the local organized crime boss

Where did Archie get that “Red Paladin” robe

Barry stop fucking telling everyone who you are you goddamn idiot

“Dad, today’s the day you stop Cicada!”

“Even Dwyer deserves a choice.”

cool