Let me preface this by saying I read this feature every. single. day.

 Still, with Tulsa County seeing what its health director called “steep upward trends” of coronavirus cases, it’s a little worrying that the 74-year-old president, the oldest person to hold executive office, chose to gather his own super-spreader event. Is he OK? Is he trying to get out of a second term?

I can’t sum up any amount of sympathy for people who decide to become famous for a living, and then have to suffer the consequences of their life being in the public eye.

“I can’t say I wish this never happened because I’m still so glad Huxley is here and getting all of the help he needs, of all the views we’ve gotten”...

“There you have it. No Lindelof, no King. They’re a combo meal, y’all.”
King is a seasoned actress and a house hold name. She upped his cred and Watchmen. Boss moves.

Buddy Christ is Best Christ.  I lean agnostic/athiest, but if Jesus is real, I picture him like this greeting people at the pearly gates XD.

Religion is next.

Where is his sister to knock him the fuck out.

Wait The NY Post printed this shit? The same NY Post owned by Trump toady and Fox News Owner Rupert Murdoch? The same NY Post that employs race baiting bitter cranky old fuck Phil Mushnick? That useless piece of shit rag that no New Yorker with more than two functioning brain cells reads? (To Be fair who reads…

If McCain can’t tell the difference between a statue honoring someone and a comedic role in a movie she’s either deliberately trying provide cover for racists or she’s clinically brain dead.

I thought choosing his gender pronoun was a new concept for him, and that’s when he was like uhhh, mom? Iris is pretty sure they’re trans, and Nathan told us months ago. That’s why we’re all helping make a Spotify playlist for Pride? (in that where have you been tone of voice)

“Hopefully, Alaska will make the bus accessible once again, perhaps under safer conditions.”

It really has. It’s one of the nicest things to come out of all this awfulness.

“he survived more than 100 days in the wilderness before succumbing to the conditions.”

AKA, it took him over a hundred days to kill himself like an idiot.

If you honestly think that you can’t live a fantastic, fulfilling life without putting yourself in danger I feel sorry for you.

When I was a kid in west London my family never had money and we VERY rarely went out for meals. Maybe once a year we’d eat out, and when we did we’d often (relatively speaking!) go to this Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood and order Peking duck. This was 40 years ago and I’ve subsequently lived half my life in…

“Apfelpfannkuchen”

Your apple pancake was an Apfelpfannkuchen! They’re pretty simple to make. Here’s a recipe I found after a quick search that pretty much matches my own:

I met my wife on a blind date at a little, local bar and grill - we bonded over our common dislike of couscous. Still together after 25 years...

I’m glad you drank the moonshine. I assume it’s what she would have wanted.