I was contemplating mac n’ cheese tacos. (I don’t know if that’s an actual thing, but it might be soon)

A commissioned piece, privately owned wall, I’m with you. But the original was put up into the public space solely on behalf of the artist, and once it’s up and out there, it belongs to the public. If someone buffs it right afterwards, that’s part of the deal.

Especially 48% of Drudge Report readers, since those are supposed to be his supporters. A Republican president having a 48% favorability rating with their base is...not good.

My great-grandfather believed that tomatoes gave you appendicitis and wouldn’t eat them. He also lived almost entirely on bread, cheese, and porter (he lived to 94). And he kept a potato in his pocket to ward off the rheumatism.

Ageism comes into play, too. Mariah Carey writes and produces all of her tracks and released one of the best albums of her career last year. Pop radio won't touch it.

Our house is constantly in training for the sarcasm Olympics.

This is how I, an intellectual, eat.

And we liked it.

Growing up, I thought I hated Italian food. Spaghetti, lasagna, anything with meat and noodles was the worst food in the world. I also absolutely hated meatloaf, homemade burgers, homemade pizza, all kinds of things. For reasons that will soon become apparent, I should also add my mom insisted on home cooked meals,…

‘the incident has “permanently stained” his client’s reputation’

If it was some kind of organic pure maple syrup it does need to be refrigerated--actually says so on the label. Mrs. Butterworth’s and such can be kept in direct sunlight for a year.

Anyone tell Trump under Obama, the bowls had higher ratings?

Until I was about eight we never had gravy when we had a roast dinner. There was mint jelly, redcurrant jelly, mustard, horseradish, etc., depending on what kind of roast it was, but no gravy. I had no idea gravy was a thing, I just knew I HATED when dinner was roast beef (always cooked to well done) and would have…

Gladys being Mormon explains a lot about her decision. 

“Was there uproar of indecency in the same vein?”

Just FYI, Carbon is famed longtime GMG troll tomatoface’s newest account. 

Oh my god. If you were trying to look like Janice from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, you nailed it, girl. 😂

The hillbillies I worked with at the time were complaining about it the next day, and the new guy and I stared at each other with our eyes bugged out, almost incoherent about how amazing WE thought it was as our coworkers tried to shout us down. We’re tight to this day.

At the bar I was at, no one wanted to watch the halftime show. So I pulled up Prince’s halftime show from 2008 and Chromecasted it onto all of the screens. The bar was a lot happier and this may be my superhero moment of 2019.

He looks like a terrifying alternative Ken Doll. Even his beard/stubble looks painted on...