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She’s through the part of it she cares about, I guess.

mother fucker makes millions and cant be bothered to have someone fill out the paperwork, deserves his loss

I want every picture of this administration taken with a Dutch angle/ Batman villain-lair tilt from now on. 

Given how much influence the surviving members of Queen had over everything else in this movie, I blame them far, far more than Rami.

I know this feeling so well. My husband and I area also having infertility struggles. Well, not exactly that - we can get pregnant, it’s just the staying pregnant that isn’t working. Haven’t gotten past 10 weeks yet, and five tries. It’s so hard to be happy for friends who announce their pregnancies when it’s harder

It sounds like you’re both really struggling to deal with the emotional side of this, especially your husband. It doesn’t seem like it’s sustainable or particularly healthy to cut himself off from friends and family, right at the moment when you could both use all the emotional support you can get. Although I

I need to make this. I’m lazy and for several years my kitchen was barely functional (remodel complete this week, HUZZAH!) so whenever work has a potluck I order a spin dip rye bread bowl platter from Publix. I have a TON of vegetarian coworkers so it is always demolished within the first half hour. But now that I

This story is so silly. This is just normal migration. They come to this beach the same time e each year to give birth and nurse their young.  The REAL STORY is that baby elephant seals are sometimes called SUPER WEANERS! And they all breastfeed in public and none of the bulls say shit because elephant seal bulls have

I’m back! And I finally went on my first date, at the ripe old age of 30! From Bumble! No follow up but it wasn’t a bad date so I’ll consider it a win! At this rate, I’ll finally get at boyfriend by the time I’m 45! Real talk though, I’m hoping to find someone by this summer.  This year has shown me I’m not as happy

Except he wasn’t a teenager. He was in med school, meaning he was more than four years graduated from HS. Also not all of us went through a troll phrase where we needed to say things to rile people up. I managed to not call people slurs, after crying when my father called my god brother a “reverse-Oreo” and explained

I read about this earlier in the week and was so happy! I think of it as a bit of revenge for what was done to Joshua Tree and the other parks. You go elephant seals!

A vegetable. Which one?

So I went for an interview last week for a promotion at work, having applied for it before Christmas... and I got it.

No work-related stake. Just a progressive Virginian who has been politically active in the state party for many years and someone who has worked really damned hard to get our people elected. Ralph was never really one of “our” people, but he was the chosen one (sounds a bit like Hillary, right?).

The kid who swore at Megan Markle or the kid who is dating Kate Beckinsale?

Maroon 5 and Big Boi?

Y’all acting brand new again. Richmond was the seat of the confederacy.

He’s successful, funny, and attractive. How complicated is it?

Eh, normally I’m all for hating on the right-wing nut job media, but what they “dug up” here was legitimately terrible shit and I’m not sorry it came to light. The underlying issue (to me) is that Northam did bad shit and needs to go. He was a lifelong Republican until about 15 years ago (voted for W!) and is

At one large newly opened restaurant I worked in, all the straight guys wanted off for Super Bowl Sunday. So they scheduled all the gay men for day. Business was slow so we drank the unlimited champagne that came with brunch all day up through the dinner shift.