Breakfast is the best food on the planet, whether you eat it at 8 am or 2pm, or 11pm. Its the best food ever created.

We have to hate him now, okkkkkk

Nah, his best movies have been Nightcrawler, End of Watch, Source Code, and Brokeback Mountain.

The Carolina Chocolate Drops are easily one of my favorite bands of all time. Giddens is an amazing woman, and her versatility is absolutely unbelievable. I saw her perform an absurdly sick cover of Hit em Up Style, an equally amazing cover of She’s Got You by Patsy Cline, a soulful rendition of Take This Hammer, an…

I was debating posting the funny republican Jesus memes or quoting my favorite passage from Frederick Douglass

“You’re a real big shot,” I yelled back to him, gesturing with one hand and holding my ice cream cone in the other.

A new Washington Post-ABC News poll indicates that a majority of Americans say they will “definitely not” vote for Trump in 2020. A majority of Americans give me trust issues though!!!

I so agree. I have a good friend who says she “runs” 3 miles a day...on a treadmill. She can barely make it a mile with me jogging on an actual unmoving surface. 

Potatoes are the worst. They look so innocent and benign too.

Yes. This was all a part of her plan to win an Oscar.

“Don’t you roll your eyes at me.”

I inherited a closet full of caftans from a friend and there is no bliss like them. (Unfortunately they make poor winter wear and it is -30C out there today.) On the whole I am going for a look that is half Mrs Roper and half Elizabeth Taylor, complete with teal eyeliner.

If Jezebel becomes the daily Blow Job for Bernie, like Gawker was in 2016; I’m out.

your response is super unnecessarily rude.

EDIT: I could do it if they invented a car where the driver sat in the back and the passenger sat in front. And below, maybe. And in some kind of wire cage.

Hahah...“thoughts and bears” is the only reasonable response to any tragedy from now on.

I could never do that job.

Nah, just standard horses and four lengths of rope, and I guess four whips.  

“And where there was only one set of paw prints in the sand, that’s when the god bear was carrying you...”

*Hamberdler (sorry)