“AGAINST MY CHARACTER AND MORALS.”

To all the aggrieved dudes sending me tomes about the march for life: save your fingers for jerking off. You are not entitled to my time and I am not reading your mess. I’m sure being dismissed is something you are very used to.

Or maybe Chelsea and her husband just wanted a third kid and realized that they have the means to have one. I know we’ve all been coached to overthink her motives and moves since she was a preteen because “there are no innocent Clintons” or whatever but this woman has literally been bullied and called names by grown…

I didn’t need to see the video at all. I’ve seen that look many times in my life right after someone called me faggot in front of their goon squad.

They were there specifically to go to a pro-life rally while wearing MAGA gear. What makes you think the teachers/chaperones found anything wrong with their behavior?

I thought that got turned around awfully fast.

‘Tampon Lantern’ is a personal favorite.

I have problems with Cardi B.

Tammie. Her name is Tammie Lantern or Trixie Lethargy or Trudy Linoleum.

I went through this journey too. She pretty much has to do more rounds to have a chance. Only 9 eggs were mature enough to freeze. Only a percentage will survive the thaw, then only a percentage will fertilize, then only a percentage will grow to day 7, and then only a percentage will be genetically normal (e.g.,…

Aaaand now we’re back to Hillary. That’s how we know you’re a Berner.

*sigh*

There’s more than two:

A lot of this election cycle feels like it’s gonna be about nitpicky bullshit and not quite being over what happened in 2016.

If I had a dollar every time someone else’s sweat ended up in my mouth from a show...

Sarah. Let it GO.

He must have gone to Covington White Male Entitlement High School.

It really isn’t the press doing this. I know lots of woman who feel unwelcome at the march because of their skin color, religion, or sexuality.

I had a rough start to my week, with what I thought was gastric problems but turned out to side effects from new medication. I had my latest counseling session too; I felt really annoyed at myself after for talking around everything, even things I thought I wanted to discuss.

“living room pond” is a terrific phrase. I had a coworker who ended up being the primary caregiver for an iguana after her sons entered their teens and lost interest. He loved his two-legged mom; he kept breaking out of his tank to be wherever she was, once actually shattering the glass and crawling into the kitchen…