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This was the hardest thing they’ve ever experienced. Hahahahhahahaha.

Still do not understand why ignoring people isn’t an option... Mariah’s “I don’t know her” wins every damn time, just copy that.

Dear god, I’ve listened to 383 hours of podcasts this year, I’ve attempted to reinvigorated my own podcast, and I’ve paid to see two separate podcast liveshows.

I’m more podcast than man now, and the thirst cannot be stopped. 

Wha? They seem so nice, so many compliments and best wishes! These are gal pals looking forward to Galentine’s Day.

I don’t even want to imagine what would happen to Kenneth’s sweet spirit while working for Trump.

May I humbly submit this magnificent piece of gossip whatever-this-is:

With a head of blond hair, Mr. Ayers somewhat resembles Mr. Trump in his younger days, a fact that the president often looks for as a positive signal.

A1 seems to be the sauce of choice around here, which just seems criminal. I worked in a steak house and a piece of my soul died every time somebody asked for it to put on their expensive meal.

I had a coupon for 15% off anything, so I got a remote control car for my nephew. I also had an employee discount. But funny thing..... Somehow the total went down to 66 cents. I’m pretty damn sure that was some weird error, but I ain’t complaining about it.

These are the scenarios they never tell you you’ll have to handle when you’re in teacher training, aren’t they? That student is so lucky to have had you and your compassionate response.

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West Point is a grubby backwater best known for 1) it massive, reeking paper mill and 2) being the halfway bathroom-break spot for Richmonders headed to their summer homes in Deltaville. There’s nothing there but a big McDonald’s and a whole bunch of rednecks, so I’m not surprised the students have rallied around the…

“That is not tolerance,” Vlaming said. “That is coercion.”

So, to review: Molest kids and you get moved, hidden, lied for, covered up, protected. For years. By everyone, all the way to the top.

Please don’t say, “dipshits like our Charlottesville brethren.” None of the nazis in question were from Charlottesville. The people in Charlottesville are my friends and family, and it’s probably the most liberal pocket in the entire state. 

I’m not usually one to condone prison violence but I hope he gets the biggest, baddest blackest cell mate. 

If Donald Trump were not president, Heather would be alive. Full stop.

Physical destruction of co-workers’ property is grounds for dismissal out in the real world.