Heidi made him grow it so he’d look more like Beto.

Maybe her team sat her down and told her attacking every woman that looks offsets way isn't good for your career. 

The baby is kute.

I refuse to do it too. I have no idea when my in-laws’ birthdays are. I don’t know the name of my husband’s dentist or doctor. I don’t know when his office party is. I don’t know when he last talked to his grandparents.

I’ve always had a fondness for Laura too, even when W was the most hated man in the country, and I would kill to be a fly on the wall during some of her private chats with Michelle! I think the women really run the show in the Bush family.

But...he IS a bored 6-year old at mass, though.

I also enjoy the fact that every time a major figure dies (political or otherwise) the big question is will Dump even be invited?

Did you see what George W Bush did?? he leaned completely over the Trumps and gave Michelle a piece of candy!! Wow. He is so obviously devastated by his dad’s death, but he still went out of his way to make a point about his appreciation for Michelle- and personally I believe this gesture extends to President Obama as…

Shit, does he even bother attending the inauguration if he doesn’t win reelection?

I don’t think that’ll happen as he probably won’t be allowed out for visits while in prison

And after 45 is gone, Melania will bail to be with a Middle Eastern billionaire. She’ll stay far away from any state events. 

Trump will never go to these state events when he’s no longer president. He’d rather be golfing.

Cool!

Oh well, based on how many former Presidents and First Ladies are still around, Michelle is going to have to get used to sitting next to the Trumps at these events. On the other hand, based on how unhealthy Trump clearly is (despite his “healthiest Prez ever! prognosis), maybe Michelle won’t have too many more…

Lady Gaga seems pretty secure. So does Viola Davis, Meryl Streep and list of other actors and entertainers who aren’t ripping people on social media. You’re welcome. 

Garry Shandling- RIP.

I think Madge considers herself to be the Highlander of Pop Divas.

THIS. My take on Madonna has always been that she doesn’t believe there’s room at the table for anyone but herself, and therefore has to find petty ways to tear down anyone and everyone who draws any sort of comparison to her.

What I haven’t done is go on IG to take potshots at a younger and arguably more talented singer. If Madonna is so amazing, why isn’t she happy? She’s seems so bitter and miserable. Why is she worried about what another performer is doing and saying? You would think that someone so accomplished would be happy with her…

How thirsty she’ll look for posterity is punishment enough.