I mean....

It’s already a confirmed neck-snapper

Of course he made it seven minutes early. That’s not a headwind on the approach.

Do you really have to ask?

10-4.

Perhaps the front page shouldn’t be a gif of someone dying. I’ve watched the video, and know that you don’t actually see the person, but figure it should be the choice of the reader/viewer whether or not they want to watch an explosion where they know someone dies.

They did this all wrong. Don’t try and just paste retro lights onto the new model, you have to actually incorporate the new design language into it as well.

The process can be a lot more complicated than you’d think!

My wife pointed out to me that the class of submarine they show in the movie is the Russian Akula class. They literally jump the shark (akula in Russian) right there in the trailer.

“after refusing to violate hospital policy”

Droids are autonomous vehicles! 

I was actually thinking the way the SS guys (hmm, maybe not the best abbreviation—whatever) amble over to the guy shows their training. Average beat cop would have probably drawn his weapon, heart beating at 180. Those guys were very controlled.

Jamaica. But he didn’t wanna take it.

Me: “How did his guy swim miles out into the ocean? Is he Michael Phelps?”

I don’t believe this. This is #brakenews.

Good thing it wasn’t a black car

Look at all those police Chargers and Durangos. Nice.

Oh my god that asshole with the brakey-foot! Is it a cry for help?!

I submitted a correction years ago to Google because Google Maps told users to take the 17 bridge to get across the James River from Newport News, VA. The correct way is to take the Ferry since bikes are not allowed on the bridge. About a year later they responded that I was right and made the correction. No reward,…

“But the main thing is the city didn’t ask us to become a shelter then.”