The most delicious militia in America.

Unrelated: Tom Llamas also gets out of the shower to pee.

For real. Yesterday someone on MSNBC was talking to a man from the national guard, they were broadcasting the call. The reporter asked if the national guard guy had any important messages to convey- his answer was, “DON’T SHOOT. If people are in stores taking food and supplies, they are in survival mode, and we’re…

well... building in flood zones is perfectly fine if you build for it... if you dont build for it.. its a problem

I make “pseudo-over” easy eggs...basically start frying like normal with a pat of butter, but once the bottoms are halfway done to my liking I’ll add a few drops of water to the pan to create steam and then cover the pan (use a plate if you don’t have a cover that fits.

Tom Llamas reported his mother to the store manager for having nine items in the “8 items or less” check out line.

Tom Llamas repeatedly beats young children at board games; says it builds character.

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Tom Llamas calls 3 second violations in pick up basketball games.

To be fair, Llamas is Spanish for “You call.”

I bet he was a hall monitor.

Perhaps those of us with sons could also take it to heart so that boys feel supported pursuing whatever they want.

Those of us with sons (me included) should take this to heart too, so that they’re supportive of the women and girls in their lives pursuing whatever they want, or at the very least so that they’re not part of the problem.

“I have been surprised by the number of 40-something or 50-something-year-old men who have gotten out of a race car, however many spots behind me on the track, and tried to give me advice as to what I can do better next time,”

My wife and I are days away from having our first kid and it’s going to be a girl. I can’t wait to show her stories like this. My mentality is that if there is anything I hope to teach her it’s that she can do or be anything she wants to and tough has nothing to do with masculinity. Be proud, work hard, fail, get up,…

The lowered window does serve a purpose. Better view for the people in the back.

This.

You’ll love it. Fun fact... also the most reliable BMW you can buy

Runs on electric, gas, or beer.

Round Rock is not “in the thick of it”. I’m in Pflugerville. We’re all just getting more rain than normal. We’re 100 miles away from “the thick of it”.