I just came here for the gifs in the comments.

Damn, look at the styling on that soap.

Damn those onions in here.

Old, but still poignant:

The board of directors will now have to submit all complaints through a website with no customer service number or physical mailing address.

i want some. get me some. kinja deals?

Re: Mouse Trap

When I moved last year, I looked at a lot of locks and ended up with a hybrid model. I went with the Kevo smart lock because it was a good combo of the 2. It is bluetooth so you can open it with a touch but it also has a standard lock with a key in case something goes wrong. By default it isn’t internet connected so I…

One of the more interesting things about this story is one you only touched on. KHOU’s station was flooding and the staff had to move upstairs to continue broadcasting. However, the entire station soon lost the ability to send anything out to the transmitter and the station told Brandi that “she was it, you’re all we…

For the purposes of Security, any lock that can be opened remotely is a failure at the specific purpose of a lock.

I had a mustache over the winter and thought it looked awesome. Friends gave me shit for it, but I knew it looked great.

And white people would line up around the block to bet on that shower curtain.

My family insisted that McGregor was just tired and not hurt. Like one doesn’t lead to the other in a fight.

I mean the reason he didn’t run this fight was clearly because he didn’t view McGregor as a real threat. There was one idiot commentator kept on exclaiming how “THIS ISN’T HOW MAYWEATHER USUALLY FIGHTS HE’S SO AGGRESSIVE!” Well no shit, he usually fights boxers not random athletes from sort of similar sports. Against…

I thought listening to a recording of my voice was torture until I saw myself videotaped.

I used to do a call center job where I’d regularly have to listen to recordings of calls I was on with my supervisor and it was torture.

It’s probably this

We told him to take nice pictures.

Blunt end small scissors are great for cutting hair out of your pets eyes, too.

I’m sure those car owners were All Shook Up over that.