I put the following as my out of office reply a few times. I have replies from folks who loved it. I can’t take full credit, I found a similar one on a website years ago, but I modified it slightly.

Username checks out.

Fun story, this ticket was sold like a town away from me, in Chicopee MA.

And you’ll still have $755 million left for flight training, maintenance and fuel.

As a northeastern native, I endorse this statement. Except when I have to see family in Texas and they drive to Houston from Dallas.

Honest mistake. I mean, Dallas is right beside Houston, right? /s

Shit happens.

I see you shiver with antici

Why do I need to move? I’m very happy in my little corner of NJ :)

thats a very muddy stuffed Charmander

Mazda Protege5. Room enough for activities, cheap, reliable, manual, wagon! Also Mazda so it will be fun to drive. See also BG Protege/323 from 90-94.

Single lady here, doing the dating app thing, and yes, just own it! I guess I kind of understand the fixation around men’s hair, but I know plenty of guys who look great rocking no hair and I can’t imagine them with it.

As someone who lost their hair in their mid-20s, you’re better off just owning it. Confidence. Women love confidence. Growing up I would look at people with comb-overs and whatever else to hide their baldness, and would tell myself, “If that ever happened to me I would shave my head immediately.” Of course the cruel…

That is in the literature as “still there.”

I just did.

“many cultures find the idea of handkerchiefs repulsive”

the secret to cutting in line is to be a really pretty girl, find the nerdiest dude near the front, and then just walk up smiling, and say “thanks for waiting for me!” and then just have a normal conversation.
It works on me every time.

“I’m holding a screaming child who will make everyone’s lives miserable the longer I stand here, can I please go ahead of you?”

If you try cutting in line in Canada, anywhere, I will find you, and give you the most withering, silent glare, you have ever seen.