20 years ago my fellow delinquents and I had the Playground Appreciation Association, with an awesome earthlink.net website and everything, where we rated local playgrounds on their suitability for competitive tag and sweet jumps and drops and so on and so forth and god, it makes my back hurt to just look at what we…

It’s comforting to know that ICBMs can be disabled by jumping on them.

Of all the things that I hate about LaVar, nothing bothers me as much as the weird thing he does with his hands as he walks.

One of my favorite Internets for so many reasons!

I hope it turns out like those crazy kids, Mudasir and Asif. Who doesn’t like a good old-fashioned Friendship Regain?

“Son, is this you or the liquor pretending to be Tulowitzki?”
“Dad... I am the liquor.”

Everyone Loves Gary

Still had the greatest scene in any trek movie:

They’re billing it as a way to make flying more efficient. Its a classic bait and switch, though.

This is pretty much what I imagine:

This is ridiculous. I can barely free solo the tree in my front yard.

We found love in a ropeless place.

Honnold clearly is capable of rational fear—he abandoned his November attempt, after all—but he has total mastery of his involuntary fear response.

Just in case you’re not impressed enough by this guy free soloing in less than four hours, here’s where I’ll point out that the very first ascent of El Capitan took 47 fucking days.

That s why complaining works people.

People may mock the idea of simulating this series on NHL ‘94 but they’ll be eating their words when the game ends 43-37 with Sidney Crosby scoring on 38 wraparounds.

John Daly calls that a Thursday.

Does this count as another major?

I can’t wait for The Root’s piece telling us he isn’t either “black enough” or “woke enough”

Asked about his secret, Dumoulin said, “I just put a bunch of shit behind me.”