I feel physically ill

Trudeau: Did he try that handshake bullshit on you?
Macron: Oh yeah, he totally did. Thanks for the tips.

Dumhoulin added that for the first time in his life he regrets not wiping out.

“You can only shoot your dick off so many times before it becomes impossible to reattach it.”

The friction goes all the way back to the beginning, when Mike thought his name should be first.

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

That’s actually pretty awesome. They need to hire this dude.

Good for him. The prize money is going to come in handy; the man is a walking pre-existing condition.

Sounds like someone needs to evolve their survival.

Looks neat! I think I bought the other Ark: Survival Evolved. In my game, you play a castaway armed with a hatchet that needs to build a straw hut before the giant snake comes to eat him. None of that cool sci-fi stuff. The graphics could use some work too.

Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

Wow, you mean he filmed things and then edited the film? Like, literally how you make a film?

Excuse me Tom, but that’s Deadspin Hall of Fame Barbaro. Please show some respect. And maybe write a poem about him.