The way I meant it, and we can disagree, is two women who are famous singers and known for their style and personality. Bette Midler is there, Ariana thinks she is.

"I like you" was precisely the subtext of that comment, yes.

Particularly divorce.

This is something I completely understand, trust me. I firmly believe I have a thrillingly dry sense of humor. The internet does not pick up my frequency. A lot.

I love that you had to put that sarcasm disclaimer in a post that references cuddles and unicorns.

I see that the torch has been passed. I was beginning to wonder who would take up the mantle of policing black culture since Cosby lost his credibility.

She was a nurse who was cleared to travel from the CDC and after becoming symptomatic, decided to go shopping anyway. A nurse who may have ebola should know upon becoming symptomatic that they MAY HAVE EBOLA. THEN the store had to close down for weeks to decontaminate (mind you, they never held her financially…

The shop owner should send a bill for the decontamination efforts.

Karlie Kloss will mate with a gazelle for just this purpose.

Cary Grant, who's first wife claims that he hit her?

Yeah. When you really boil it down, it ends up actually meaning, "I didn't used to have to hear about this and now I do." Which is ultimately the sort of solipsistic garbage that fills just about every newspaper columnist's weekly excretum.

No, back in the day, if a woman was ever feeling harassed by a nogoodnik, she just had to say John Wayne's name three times and The Duke would appear to straighten things out without all this paperwork and stuff. Then he'd tip his hat and ride off into the sunset, an d everything was puppy dogs and moondust.

Almost 800 words that could have just been replaced with #notallmen and it would have made just as much sense.

Welp, this sounds disappointingly familiar. In nicer news, I straightened my hair today and it looks great.

Well, you know, it's really men who are victimized when a woman is raped.

Once again, the victim gets tossed aside to focus on men and their feelings. Fantastic.

I love how this is supposed to be a marraige-jeopardizing fight.

I really want their fight to be about someone constantly putting their shoes in the middle of the living room instead of in the shoe rack, or something else mundane. But it's probably about which unicorn they're going to save.

In that second pic she's sayin', "I'm just sayin'!"

I think Angelina's right, that hat looks stupid. Get a new hat, Brad.