I always assumed they taught us to date that way in case we decided to be academics and wanted to publish. Since published papers tend to be used in research somewhat internationally they taught us to use the system that most people used to reduce confusion. But that's just a guess. I have no real idea why we were…
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They will tip over if they sit with their legs together. They will TIP OVER if they sit with their legs together. I have been snorting in my cubicle for the last few minutes because I keep picturing some poor man sitting on the bus helplessly falling over like one of those fainting goats because he's trying to sit…
You should name the first child after the second letter, just to make it more entertaining.
All of my science and French classes always had us date stuff day/month/year and every other class always had me date stuff the traditional American way. Which is way more confusing than just maintaining the same dating system as the rest of the universe, but we don't care about that because America!
I do not think having sex with Mark Consuelos as often as possible would be a terrible hardship because the man is hot. I am pretty sure he was the first human male who gave me...feelings.
That was my first thought, "Aw, that's almost cute how he voted for himself!"
I think when Charlie Hunnam ran away screaming many other actors took note.
I watched something called I Am Santa Claus last night. One of the Santa's is apparently something called Mr. Polar Bear in his region and poses for semi-racy photographs. I watched Santa strip last night.
My husband is excited about having a kid someday because he is dying to do some of this stuff and humiliate the crap out of the kid in public.
My place of work hasn't used voicemail in years. I also haven't used voicemail on my cell phone in years. Sometimes it would be nice, but, meh. It hasn't been a big deal.
Apparently Kristen Stewart has been voted the new Jennifer Aniston.
I honestly didn't realize there was a television show so bad I couldn't at least enjoy hate watching it, and then Chrisley Knows Best came along. I hate that man so much it's probably irrational.
Definitely.
That entire description should probably be discouraging me, but it is not.
The 13 year old in me just sent you a virtual high five.
For years I believed that I couldn't return books to stores because it seemed like it would be too easy for people to do this. I also sort of assumed you could not return underwear at all.
Americans seem to be the only people who expect not only to be happy but to be happy all the fucking time. Sometimes life sucks. It seems like being allowed to acknowledge that and feel your feelings is better than pretending everything is WONDERFUL! I AM SO HAPPY!
I am relieved she's not a dem, but I'm absolutely fucking terrified that we elected this woman.
At one point University of Arkansas had a quarterback whose last name was Dick, coached by a man named Nutt. Lots of headline about how Nutt loved Dick that year.