The only thing I eat at mcDonald's is the breakfast stuff, but I generally don't want it enough to get up and go get it before 10:30 so I never eat it. This seems like it would be a really good plan.

I have no idea. I'm very confused and need a young to parse it for me. I found a website that seemed like it was explaining things to me, but it took a super racist turn and I decided not to trust anything that website told me.

There's a huge level of narcissism involved in believing that if you actually contact a ghost said ghost will really be interested in your life or your problems or want to talk to you at all. Anyway, everyone knows that what you actually contact with Ouija boards are demons and they will totally wreak havoc on your…

I blame the Exorcist.

Seconded. I googled and I found a picture of Karreuche Tran in a bikini that says Taco Bae on one side with a picture of a taco on the other. I still don't know what it means, but I decided to stop there.

My first thought was, "Does she know the actual size of Corgis? Because those might be difficult to hold during a wedding..." For my sanity I've decided they will be on leashes. But...that still seems difficult to me. We once had a Corgi mix and he was the awesomest dog in the world, but he also had a tendency to…

This seems like a thing that should not be that big of a deal. Maybe it's just my own experience, but my dad grew up in a one room cabin with 8 brothers and sisters. Clearly, sex happened in the same room as the children at some point. It didn't involve the kids and they were all sleeping (I mean, I'm sure someone…

Did they share a room or did she go into her sister's room while her sister was sleeping and masturbate? I was wondering because I imagine when siblings share a room this happens frequently. It's just one of those things that happens with limited privacy. (Not that I think if she actually went into her sister's room…

I thought vegans wore Jim shoes. Learn something new everyday.

True.

True.

I am loud. I like rice. My parens claim that I'm Sicilian. MY PARENTS LIED TO ME MY WHOLE LIFE AND I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE.

Also I would like to point out that, yes, "audiences have to show up". But audiences can't show up to a movie that isn't being made.

They might not be black by our definition, but I doubt it would be any more inaccurate to cast a black actor than a Welsh dude.

Because there are absolutely NO big name actors of color working in Hollywood right now that would have allowed you to get financing for your film.

Then you would have had actual footage of the thing you supposedly want footage of and not however many minutes of this guy being a moron.

He was okay with being swallowed whole, which basic logic tells me carries the risk of suffocation/injuries from constriction (I'm not a herpatologist so correct me if I'm wrong), and slaughtering the snake to get out, but a broken arm is where he draws the line?

Seriously, everything from the jizzy looking alfredo to the breadsticks with everything sounds exactly like Fazoli's.

I came here excited to make this exact joke, and now I'm leaving defeated because you thought of it 18 hours before I did.

One of the articles does mention that she was diagnosed with PTSD, which can have the symptom of not remembering important details about a traumatic event. I'm not saying she was raped. I realize that the most likely thing here is that she's lying or has some kind of pyschological issue that needs to be addressed. But…