Don't forget to give her the complimentary yoga pants!

I honestly can't remember a father daughter dance that wasn't to Butterfly Kisses. I didn't have a father daughter dance because my father and I don't actually like each other. So I'm not judging. I'm guessing it's hard to find something decent for father and daughter to dance to together. But I really, really hate…

Our song was Lou Reed's "Perfect Day", which is maybe about heroin I don't know, but it's been our song for years (not for heroin related reasons) so we went with it. But our wedding was really closer to an elopement so the only people there really, really loved us and knew us and didn't think it was odd at all.

In her case, she lost everything. I don't think that most people in need of assistance need it because they spend their money foolishly, though. Maybe that's exactly the case for some people, but maybe they also deserve a second chance to make better choices.

My husband has a flat ass. It looks concave in pants. It's quite hairy. It's also incredibly sexy. I enjoy it very much, and thus I know that plenty of women enjoy your ass just as it is.

Sometimes people lose everything and no matter how hard they work they still need a little help. This may not be the way to do it, but I personally prefer it to allowing people to starve to death.

She's 70 years old and she's still working. I'm not sure what else you want from her.

I'm not sure if people wielding knives was my favorite part, or if it was the Russians coolly throwing punches.

"There are dozens of us!"

That's just crazy talk. Everyone knows poor people aren't allowed to have nice things. How would we know to treat them like shit if they're walking around with nice things like real people?

My mom is on food stamps. She gets a little over $100.00 a month to feed herself. I promise that lobster is not in her budget. Does she sometimes splurge and get a more expensive steak or something because it's a special occassion? Yes. Shame on her. I should probably remind her that poor people are not actually…

I thought at first it was an age thing, but Steven Tyler's earrings have never bothered me, and I could totally see Jagger or Bowie rocking an earring.

Why does Harrison Ford's earring bother me so much? I love earrings on men, usually. But that earring is weird and obvious. It doesn't blend or something. It's all I can see.

I am glad I'm not the only one.

It's true that some of my reaction was due to things he said or did in the past, but I definitely had that moment of, "Why didn't he just stop her?" and I'm still sorting out all of the bullshit contained in that one question.

Has this guy ever been to a college party? Because having been to a few, I have no problem believing that no one noticed or no one cared that she was not okay.

I seriously love this dude.

I seriously thought it would be much easier for me, as a woman, to put myself in his position and have some empathy. I would have said before all this that I absolutely believed men could be and were sexually assaulted. But my very first gut reaction was to not believe him. It's no wonder more men don't come forward…

I think I might be in love with you right now.

Alcohol is a factor in a lot of domestic violence cases and it's also used to excuse the behavior in many of them. I know that my father thought it meant he didn't ever have to take any responsibility for abusing my mom. "It wasn't me. I couldn't help myself. I was drunk and I didn't know what I was doing."