Yes. I had forgotten all about that show, but I definitely remember that episode now.

Rookies. My parents divorced when I was about 5 or 6. On one of my dad's visitation weekends we went to a motel to spend the night (he lived in a different town, and coincidentally had a girlfriend who worked at this motel - I think. I never formally met her). Around 7 or 8 p.m. my dad starts trying to get me to…

My husband was telling me about all this kerfuffle last night and I was like, "Since when is Teenagers Act Like Teenagers, Roll Eyes' a headline?" Especially if they are rolling their eyes at the turkey pardoning, because the turkey pardoning is dumb.

Back when I was small I wanted to be in a beauty pageant. Apparently, I didn't care about competing or winning or anything, I just really wanted a tiara. So my mother took me to Claire's, where they sell tiaras and bought me one. And this is why I know that you can get a tiara at Claire's.

This plan has possibilities. I like it.

I basically just read, "I like you" and I'm good with that. Screw reading comprehension. This is the internet!

I blame trolls. Both for the lack of clarity in sarcasm and divorce.

I commented on something a few days ago where I thought the sarcasm was clear, but it wasn't because other commenters don't actually know me (I forget you all don't actually live in my head) so now to be sure I like to include the disclaimer.

My head exploded around the time people started saying Darren Wilson's life is over. You know whose life is actually over? Mike Brown. Darren Wilson gets to have Thanksgiving with his wife and family. He gets to go home. He gets to decide if he wants to have children. He can do whatever the fuck he wants. Mike Brown…

She had a small role in an episode of New Girl. She had about 3 lines. She was pretty funny, but I'm not sure you could look at it and say, "Yes! The newest cinematic icon has arrived!"

That's my big thing - she just decided she didn't want to give them her business. They didn't do anything wrong. They fell victim to the same terrible circumstances she did, and now she wants to punish them for it. No.

I recall purposely sitting at the blue table everyday at daycare because some kid told me that blue was a boy's color and that meant I couldn't sit there; I had to sit at the pink table. We had this fight everyday, and everyday I gave him this look while I told him that was stupid. All the colors were for everyone.

Yes, but this is a celebrity marriage which is better than your marriage (and my marriage) because celebrities. I mean, of course regular people have heated exchanges, get irritated, have fights, and sometimes even yell. But celebrity marriages are all cuddles and happiness and unicorns all the time. Everyone knows…

Technically the burgers were supposed to be part of the children's menu, but the adults ordered that and the chicken strips as much as anything else. Not that that makes it okay to serve frozen burgers, but I guess they figured 6 year olds weren't going to be complaining about burger quality?

Yeah that story is a mix of the fact that she was way overstressed due to not enough staff and the fact that she was fundamentally a little off the bubble from stable. She was on the grill because she hated customers.

45 minutes is not only a long time to wait for a burger, it's a long time to wait for a frozen hamburger patty to be slapped on the grill and have some cheese melted on it.

Or maybe they are apprehended due to a tragic inability to turn left.

I kind of wanted this story to end with something about how they were apprehended as they attempted to run away. Cops were able to catch the models/criminals because they were unable to turn left.

I used to work at a lunch place that served fancy salads and sandwiches, basic grill stuff, and soups. Customers would place orders at the counter and then we would deliver the food. It was in a touristy spot and we would get slammed on summer afternoons after the tours let out. Generally there was one fry cook, one…

"Amber couldn't believe he had made such a fool out of himself,"a source said in the Dec. 1st edition of Star Magazine, according to several websites.