Not to mention it's easier to avoid all the commercial aimed at children. My good friend goes the Netflix route with her kids because she can control what they watch and she can stop them from seeing so many freaking commercials that cause them to immediately begin asking/begging/whining/demanding crap that they will…

Target will have an option for me any minute now.

I got an image of Oprah speedreading truths to see how many she could get to in a 5 minute period.

I also love Sundays. But I don't need to spend $98 on a t-shirt to let people know that. I do this crazy thing where I just say, "I love Sundays!" as many times as I feel it's necessary for people to understand my love of Sundays.

I'm picturing a bunch of Benjamin Franklin quotes mixed in with some mystic nonsense.

You are a genius. I like your favorite things better than Oprah's favorite things.

I totally just tried that in the middle of the office.

I think that's just Jennifer Love Hewitt.

For some reason I have Pat Benatar's Love is a Battlefield stuck in my head.

John Boehner called the guy too conservative.

I'm 32. I voted. Nobody I voted for won. I would like to apologize in advance because AR not only inflicted Tom Cotton on the nation, we decided to do it again. I am so sorry.

No.

Really? Because while I love the show, I hate that original intro with a burning passion that surpasses all rationality.

I have been to inspect various facilities that do not allow jewelry. These are usually places that wearing jewelry increases the risk that you could get your finger ripped off or get stuck in a piece of very dangerous equipment. I'm assuming that's not actually the issue at Starbucks...

Yeah, I'm into Sherlock Holmes for some reason (and Khan), but Real Dude Benedict Cumberbatch...eh. It's a fictional character thing for me, apparently.

I'm good. I would jump Sherlock's bones in a minute, and I found Khan unbearably sexy. But I'm not really that interested in Benedict Cumberbatch, guy who exists in real life.

I haven't read the book, so I don't have any context except what's in the article. Your comment seems to indicate that she describes more incidents in the book that are indicative of a problem. If that's the case, then I agree we need to be discussing this as a whole and not as an isolated incident.

I demand shark emojis! (I have never actually used an emoji).

She gained weight and he doesn't think she's fuckable anymore? This sounds like a serious case of misandry to me.

Statement most likely to guarantee that the weight is NEVER coming off.