I remember having these kinds of experiences with a cousin 3 years older than me. I don't tell people the stories because she could come across as a child molester or something and she definitely wasn't. She was a curious 10 year old kid and I was a curious 7 year old kid and we both had parents who were very serious…

Babelfish would be the best.

My friend is a nurse practitioner for an ENT and she says she has removed bugs from people's ears. The worst was the woman who had to go back to the doctor several times with ear pain and "rustling" and they told her she was fine. She finally ended up at my friend's clinic where they removed a beetle from her ear.

I actually kind of wish we had some proposal photos. Then I wouldn't have felt compelled to get the engagement photos, which were super cheesy in a mid-90s Sears photo studio kind of way . I was not engaged until 2004, but it is not impossible that my engagement photos were taken at Sears photo studio. I think it's…

Speaking as a Former Shy Person, I can safely say that the ONLY reason anyone ever asked me out on a date was because they liked the way I looked. I sort of just assumed that was mostly how all dating worked. I know that online dating sites want you to believe your profile is super important. And okay, maybe I think…

I am most disturbed that a grown person said they love to be a wiggle worm.

I would guess this was for Nicki Minaj without even seeing her name on the cover. I kind of dig it.

When I worked at a movie theater this happened on a regular basis, almost always in the women's room. I tried to pretend it was a kid thing, but some days it was just a little too high up on the wall for that to be the case.

I LUSTED after some dELIA's back in the day, but my mother always said it was too expensive. Then I aged out of it, then I decided screw it I'm gonna get me something, and by that point I had become my mother and thought it was too expensive for the quality.

My exact thought was, "Whatever, Lady, hotels can't be responsible for every individual staying at their establishment." And then I got to the over serving part and thought, "Carry on. Hope they pay you something."

I have been to one. It was disgusting. Between the couples I actually SAW going at it in the foam, the one dude who threw up because bouncy castles and drunk people are a terrible idea, and just the general grossness from a lot of people sweating in the foam...it's not good.

I'm not sure that it has anything to do with the current mpreg community, but I do think it's interesting that the idea of male pregnancy isn't really new.

Junior! It was called Junior!

Wasn't there a movie years ago with Arnold Schwarzenegger where he was pregnant? Or did I make that up?

I love this. I don't live in NYC. I live in a medium city in a rural state that most people would have difficulty locating on a map and catcalling still happens to most of the women I know.

I was thinking more like NEVER fuck this guy.

*shudder*

My eyes are so dark that it's always been impossible for me to get colored contacts to change the color of my eyes (I always wanted green eyes and they always end up looking like a thin layer of a green over a dark brown eye). But I have never wanted green eyes so badly that I would do this.

I did experience books, movies, and music differently then. I seemed to FEEL it more at that time. Bands actually SPOKE to me in a way that they don't very often do anymore.

They'll claim it's different from bestiality, and you may ward them off for a bit but, it's just—look they're gonna try to fuck a cat. And that's no good.