Tangentially related, my mother was once a home healthcare provider for a woman who claimed God had called her to be a prophet. She claimed she could raise people from the dead.

One of our dogs is a total asshole on the amount of food the vet recommends. There is a dog version of hangry. It is not pretty.

I still don't get it. He just does absolutely nothing for me. Although I DO appreciate the unwaxed look.

We stopped giving out candy because 17 year olds would show up, not even in costume, and there wouldn't be any candy left for the little kids. I tried just refusing to give the 17 year olds candy if they weren't at least in costume, and one of them threatened me, so now no candy for anyone.

My husband and I have a 5 minute discussion about why ALL of these women want to sleep with an overgrown manchild within minutes of meeting him. I love Judy Greer's character in the show because it might be the only realistic sexual interaction he has.

That is the most accurate description of Baked Potato Soup I've ever read. We can also agree on the Italian Wedding soup.

Is it weird that I found him sexier in the mask on the show? Because I found him sexier in the mask, on the show.

I have been this dog so many times. It's perfect.

Is your virginity housebroken? I'm afraid to let mine in the house, and I leave it loose in the yard most of the time.

Maybe that if you know other people want them/find attractive you will be more inclined to want them/find them attractive yourself?

We're telling everyone to donate to our state food bank this year in our names.

I think you're only basic if you actually care that you're basic.

The bikini pictures seem to me to be saying, "Look at this hot chick that got with me; I totally hit that," and not, "I am so sorry I am a douchebag who didn't appreciate your awesomeness."

I sort of got a Glenn Close/Robin Wright vibe.

I mean, you can buy your own 4 day trip to Venice for much MUCH less than that amount. It had to be fake.

Thank you! I've been catching up on Californication, too, and it's not great to binge watch because all the ridiculous pointless sex becomes even more repetitive. Seriously, a few of these women are at least relevant to the plot, but mostly...no.

Apparently there is a new trend where people pretend that there are 2 kinds of stalking and whichever kind they are doing is the totally okay kind (I'm remembering a recent article about a man in the UK and the woman he stalked and his whole "benevolent" stalking thing).

Totally off topic, but I love that shirt (dress?) she's wearing, and I need it in my life. How do I make this happen?

I have these people in my family, too. I used to try to explain things to them, you know, give them the benefit of the doubt, like maybe they just needed to be educated. Older generation, maybe it needs to be explained to them instead of just brushed off as, "Oh, they come from that generation."

I DID try it, and I actually kind of liked it. But then, I like anything that decreases the amount of time I spend pooping (even if it's just by seconds). When I was kid my mom swears I was constipated all the time because I just didn't want to take the time to go poop. There were so many other more interesting, less…