Duh. Of course it will.

I felt a little uncomfortable about comparing these 2 people as well. I'm of 2 minds. In a broader sense, maybe it's actually important to do it, not so much to tear down Bristol Palin but to remind (some of) us of our privilege and the things we are paying attention to.

Amateur. I had 5 imaginary friends. Freaked my mom out pretty good. If Google had been a thing then she definitely would have been looking for articles relating to how to tell if your child is psychotic.

We also did it twice on our wedding day. We had a small ceremony performed by a wedding chapel, went to an after wedding brunch with the 15 or so people who actually travelled for our wedding, and boarded a cruise ship several hours before departure, so we killed some time. Then we did it again later because we had…

My personal favorite has always been some variation on, "She always did have interesting taste (bless her heart)."

What you are basically saying here is that my Southern mother and grandmother are shade masters (Bless your heart, you're so adventurous! I would never have the courage to wear that! Etc.). They just don't call it shade; they call it being Southern.

That makes sense. I was sort of wondering if I would end up in an "Emperor's New Clothes" situation.

When I was in highschool mumblemumble years ago my dermatologist always recommended the Dove Beauty Bar for face washing. He stressed that it should just be the basic bar, though, no scents or colors or fanciness.

"I never enter a pool without my gloves and poolsocks because I am a proper LADY."

How does one wear risk? Is this like wearing things ironically?

My husband called me freaked out the other day because we flew the same AIRLINE. We weren't traveling in the same states, and I guess it's not impossible we could have ended up on the plane she had been on, but it took me awhile to convince him that we had like a 99.8% chance of not dying of ebola right now.

I should be clear that I did not then and do not now believe that this was an accident. The court did not believe this was an accident either.

My husband worked with a man who was arrested in 2011 for child pornography. The dude's original explanation was that his kids were listening to Destiny's Child and Kid Rock and he Googled them to find out more about them and ACCIDENTALLY saved a bunch of child pornography to his hard drive.

I am science- y (my husband literally tells people that I science for a living), and so I sort of understand an interest in art depicting viruses or other microorganisms. But I don't really want to cut my food on top of drawings of viruses (or bacteria which are quite likely to actually be present on my cutting board).

One of my Facebook friends recently posted a question about how people felt about working with other women. I was the ONLY woman who claimed not to have a problem working with or for other women.

Scottish eggs are awesome. But the only place that makes them around here is actually a restaurant specializing in middle eastern food, and it just feels weird to walk into the middle eastern place and order this.

Seeing it in relation to an actual person makes it look like so much more food than the picture in the article (I mean, I'm not stupid, I understnad that 7 pounds is way too much food, but this definitely put it in more perspective).

Nothing guarantees I'll give you my phone number like the realization that you obviously believe I'm too stupid to know what my phone is. I mean, swoon. I'll never have to worry my pretty little head about knowing anything as long as you're around!

Most of these don't seem all that anatomically likely. Like, that pair of tongs thing. I've been doing a lot of planks lately, but I'm pretty sure I cannot support myself on one arm with thrusting occurring for any real length of time. Also, I think it's only possible even in illustration because she does not appear…

Because nothing sounds girlier than a shortened form of onabotulinumtoxinA.