I enjoyed her first book Sin in the Second City and I have the book she did about Gypsy Rose Lee in the to read pile.

There's also the issue that because of her admitted problems she might be viewed as less credible and no one would believe her if she told. It shouldn't be that way, she isn't less credible just because she admits to struggling or sings about clubbing. But a lot of people don't see it that way.

Especially considering the alleged abuser is in a position of power and apparently somewhat influential in your industry.

Mine, too. I've never actually gone to a Black Friday event.

My mom is 67 and recalls her mother dragging her to a department store (she was probably about 6?) very, very early in the morning the day after Thanksgiving to score some good deals on stuff for Christmas. And she recalls a fight with another woman on the day after Thanksgiving approximately 40 years ago over a $3…

Right? I figure if you have a dog you aren't looking for a relationship with someone who doesn't like dogs. If you're both looking for a hook up it doesn't really matter andn if you're looking for more you probably want someone who will like your badass dog.

I'm picturing people with taxidermied fish. Like those swordfish people like to hang on walls for whatever reason.

I think that's only going to turn off people who don't like dogs who are looking for a relationship. Otherwise, you're good.

I think you're naive to believe that by 2020 we will even be eating Thanksgiving at all; I'm sure by then it will start at 4 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning and we will all have forgotten that we didn't used to celebrate it by punching a stranger in the face for a $100 television.

I think he thinks it seems more low pressure than a phone number. And maybe if she ultimately just ignores him maybe it's easier for him to accept rejection via email? Plus, he might think she would feel safer, therefore more likely to trust him, which actually makes it creepier to me.

I was once on the phone with my mother while some dude tried to get my number. I said no (politely) and kept walking. He kept trying. I was walking down the street, obviously talking on the phone, and he would not leave me alone. Finally, I looked him dead in the eyes and said, " I don't have a phone." Since I was,…

Also no Michael Keaton. I still can't believe Michael Keaton was Batman.

I also exist thanks to the rhythm method! I would suggest forming a club, but I feel confident we are legion.

Nope.

My breasts feel so lazy and unaccomplished now.

I totally agree.

Yes.

It has honestly never occurred to me to pee in the shower. I will admit to peeing in a sink a couple of times in a pinch.

I just agreed with Megyn Kelly about something. I think I need a lie down now.

That motherfucking rainbow fish who peels off chunks of himself and hands them out so the other fish will like him.