This is the advice I would give myself as well.

I guess this means that thing I heard once about Hitler liking to be defecated on was just a lie.

Not to mention, I remember being a college student. The sensational and controversial is what would have gotten me in the door. Doing this more "carefully and respectfully" would have made me conclude it was boring and no different from that time in 9th grade when they made us watch a woman in labor and showed us…

They make a thing now that are "office" yoga pants. So that you can supposedly wear your yoga pants to the office and no one will be able to tell. I feel like people can probably tell, though.

I thought they looked great in the photo. In that way where I see pants like that in catalogs or online and really like them and contemplate buying them before I remember that look doesn't look good on me at all. But I wish it did.

I would watch this. I would watch this SO HARD.

This movie. I tried to re-watch recently and was horrified to see all this stuff. I had to turn it off.

This is good advice. I had no idea this was a thing.

I thought it was funny. I've never used Tindr, but I think it is for hook ups as well as dating? So it didn't seem out of line like it would on a more traditional dating website. Not to mention it was reasonably well written and he did not make any overt references to his genitals.

The facial expressions are ruining it to some degree. That combined with the pants around his knees just looks...doofussy...to me.

I am so glad it's not just me. I just don't find anything about the pictures of Jonas sexy, but that pic of Paul Newman is making me have feelings.

Maybe the problem is that, as a regular person, if I wear atrociously ugly clothing people just assume that I have terrible taste and that my clothing is atrociouly ugly. I have to walk around telling people it's ironic and they never believe me (says the person who wore a wolf t-shirt when it was just weird and not…

And that will be the only episode of Dancing with the Stars that I will ever have any interest in.

I feel old. I do not understand how to wear clothes ironically and I do not really understand ironically bad tattoos (OK, I just googled Scarlett Johansson's tattoo and I do think it's pretty cool, but I still don't really get the irony part).

I also think it's pretty cute. I love "boy" names on girls. All sorts of names have switched genders over time. Ashley, Vivian, Lindsay, and Carol all used to be "boy" names, and now I don't know any men with those names.

No big deal. The grays are a murky and terrifying place and it is really easy to miss stuff :)I just assumed you didn't see it.

When I was 15 I was pursued by a 24 year old man (met him at the movie theater, was flattered than an older man thought I was attractive, etc. etc.). Nothing ever happened because my mom figured it out fast (I was not good at sneaking around and my mom never assumed that just because I was a "good kid" didn't mean I…

I have a Master's Degree in Science and I talk to my dogs all the time. They do not talk back; nor do I sincerely believe they have any idea what I'm saying if it doesn't involve their names or the word treat. But I talk to them anyway. They have backstories and I anthropomorphize the hell out of them.

This. I used to spend a lot of agonizing time in the gym so my body would look perfect in a bathing suit. And then I realized this was boring and useless and that the women I actually wanted to be like did not care what they looked like in their swimsuit. They wore what they wanted and had a good time not caring if…

Yes. I responded to someone else about this, but I'm still in the grays so - I think since she A. brought her own butt into the general conciousness again and B. seems completely unbothered by the issue that I have decided not to waste my energy being irritated about it in this particular instance.