I think you mean James Ashton. "Jimmy" is just so.... plebeian. *shudder*

I did that too, except it was my 6th grade crush who corrected me. :(

Every comment you all post freaking out about servers messing with your food makes me a little bit more certain that you're worried because you know you're the kind of person who gets fucked with.

All these comments below make me want to actually start fucking with people's food. Who're the irresponsible ones now, commentariat?!?

They were the ones who brought Jesus into it. Religion is like a penis— it's nice to have one, it's nice to be proud of it, but once you start waving it around in public you don't get to complain if I start to make fun of it.

As opposed to the last 200+ years of America, when Democratic men "scared off" all female candidates.

How about the time Bill Murray tried to pick me up?

blackbirdboyfriend will turn off the lights to a room WHILE I AM STILL SITTING IN IT.

This one isn't me, but my sister. It's a story that takes place over two years, so bear with me.

The sad thing is that the protest is getting so much support pretty much only because a major news source has opened the story and thereby validated the girls' accounts. I'm 100% sure that there are people in that walkout who heard rumors and didn't believe them because "that girl just wants attention." But once…

I also work in an industry that doesn't shut down for holidays, so I sympathize. But let me also add in this— after my parent's nasty divorce, the only way us kids could see both parents on a given holiday was for my dad to drive down, stay in a hotel, and take us out to a movie or dinner or something. Nowadays, when…

Establishments like the Gansevoort which cater to the very wealthy often have an unwritten policy of "don't tell the customer 'no.'" The bartender could have lost his/her job for cutting the woman off, and is now probably being sued for continuing to serve her. Caught between a rock and a hard place, poor bastard.

"The prosecution enters as evidence Exhibit A: 'Whiskey Dick.'"

Not according to this ruling— it only applies to contraception specifically. (Apparently this is not gender/sex discrimination because.... they're refuse to cover pregnancy prevention in men, too?)

I mean, sure, technically, but it's also a matter of accessibility for the server in order to do their job. If I have two tables on one side of an enormous restaurant, two tables on the other side, and one table hidden behind a half-wall or enormous potted plant— I simply cannot physically get to everyone quickly and…

this is my brother's high school. I'm following this one closely.

I clogged the toilet at my boyfriend's parents house over Christmas and made it overflow. It overflowed so badly that the poop-water coated the entire floor and begin dripping through the ceiling into the kitchen below, where the whole family was hanging out.

lookit that belly!!

As a server I love you for it.

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