Even if the Bieber photo is, by some unholy covenant, real, his tweeting a picture of the script and telling his fans that he's up for the part may have breached some type of contract and he'll get dropped from the running. One can only hope.

Four for you, Lindsay Lohan. You go, Lindsay Lohan!

That is definitely a nose job, man. There's a defined bridge there that wasn't before. It's a good one, and they didn't just ignore the shape of her face and make a nose that looks like it was cut out of a picture book somewhere and pasted on.

The Reuter's article mentions that Russia is one of the few countries that regularly checks in on children that have been adopted out to other countries.

You're drastically misrepresenting this case. While Fox News is seemingly unrequired to stick to any sort of "factual" interpretation of journalism, you should know enough to fact-check them. This doesn't apply to kids on the Free and Reduced Lunch program, but rather, kids who have been getting free lunch who are not…

This doesn't apply to the "free and reduced-lunch" program, only the normal lunch-cards. In fact, this article has a quote from the superintendent saying that part of the rationale is to encourage people who qualify to sign up for the free-and-reduced program, because right now there are a lot of kids who aren't…

Chalang-a-lang-a-lang indeed, my friend. Chalang-a-lang-a-lang indeed.

.... I would have done if the show didn't apparently sell out in a heartbeat. Damn you, Ticketmaster.com, and your error page that ONLY appears once I got the affordable tickets on my screen!!

Don't feed the trolls!

I'm way too broke to see her and I don't fucking care. I'm getting tickets and going, and my phone bill can go suck it for a month. If my friends don't want to go, I'll go alone and make friends.

Wait, is there a club/support group? I can't seem to get un-greyed despite earning my star TWICE over back in the Old Country. Alas.

My mom worked for the VS Catalog in the mid-nineties to early aughts— she said that there was a gradual but definite shift away from poses that best showcased the garment, and towards "sexier" poses meant for the men who get the catalog (evidenced by the increase in crotch shots and spread-leg poses).

Dear retail,

"A cat named Colonel Meow"? "A cat named Colonel Meow"???

Shit, where do you live/how much do you want for it? I'd love a fondue set!

If and when I get married, I'd like to have an anonymous internet donation thing going. Like the invitation will say something along the lines of, "in lieu of gifts, we'd like you to make a contribution to either our honeymoon fund or this awesome animal charity!" (We like animals.) It'd be anonymous in terms of both…

I've always thought that one of my good friends looks quite a bit like Janis Joplin— similar face shape, similarly wild hair (though my friend keeps it under control), similarly bohemian style. I wish I could tell her, but I never will because of this notion that Joplin wasn't "pretty". I've always thought she was…

I'm 26, and totally fine with my naked body. It's my clothed body, with too-tight waistbands and unflatteringly cut tops, that I have a problem with.

Everyone likes a lady who is conscientious of the schedules of others.

Although I'd bet you that whatever biologist discovered that sucker had the exact same reaction I did.