its like they ran their emotions through auto tune.

Late stage syphilis

Men really need to learn how to control their emotions.

He founded Al Qaeda AND Al Sharpton.

That sounds like something wealthy people would fall for: Swimming in fetal remains, where stem cells are most concentrated, causes rejuvenation of skin, eliminating of unsightly stretch marks, aligns the chakras, cures bacne, fixes autism while naturally boosting the immune system to fight all diseases ever, and…

welp time to shut down the local fetal remains wading pool I guess

I prefer the story about how James Cameron almost let Ed Harris drown when filming The Abyss, so Ed Harris punched him in the face.

The new owners will keep everything exactly the same. Why should they change a successful and valuable property by meddling with the formula that made it such an attractive purchase? The very first staff meeting/communication will commit to keeping things exactly as they were and will compliment the people who made…

I don’t want to call her a hateful bitch but...

Poor Donnie. The evil media keeps quoting his exact words and making him look bad.

And if it were? Those guns would be taken. These morons and their little “arsenals” honestly think they have the firepower to stand up to a military unit? HAH.

Yup, what the other’s said. Since my period is relatively light, I can go without a pad or tampon while wearing them. The hipsters are supposed to hold two tampons worth of blood, which works well for me. Then I just rinse them and throw them in the wash on the gentle cycle and hang dry (why I ordered the second pair…

“Bonjour, bleedypuss!”

I’m wearing these right now! Bleeding into my undies as we speak. They got me to buy 5 pairs by talking about periods like they’re a normal monthly experience for half the world’s population. I will probably use a mix of these with tampons and cups. Also, I have to say, the high-waisted Thinx are freaking sexy.

I LOVE my thinx. I went from 1 pair to test it out to 4 pairs by my next period and I was strictly a tampon girl.

I actually love Thinx, but I automatically delete the emails because they zap any energy I had for the day.

Cute emails, but I was bleeding into my underwear and not giving a shit about it way before THINX was a gleam in Agrawal’s eye.

First he came for the Blacks, and I did not speak out...

Yeah, she’s a piece of shit.