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I’d ask you to explain it to us, but I doubt our lady brains could handle it.

I think everyone knows that, but when you’ve been poor, it’s an instant throwback to those days and the grinding, never-ending grubby shame of it all.

You mean the war that Dick Cheney and company swore was to get rid of non-existent WMD in Iraq? The war that most people voted for because they would never dream that they would be fed false intelligence? THAT WAR?

I had this happen once years ago - I went on a bit of a shopping spree. The combination of starting my first professional job after graduating from law school, plus one of those NY state tax-free weekends (before they made clothes under $110 tax free altogether) sent my friends and I on a frenzy. At about the 8th

You seem to have a pretty great grasp on parenthood actually.

I was thinking maybe for the her son? No matter how rich you are, kids should pretty much always be dressed in disposable clothing. But that might be a skewed perspective since I have no children and don’t want any and they seem like little money pits to me. Cute ones, sometimes, but money pits nonetheless.

Agreed. I work for a credit card company. It happens all the time and for a million reasons that don’t include you being a deadbeat. One time a card I had with my own company was declined. When I called in later to check it was because the post office had returned a statement. At that time part of my job included

He’s all of us in school writing an essay—teacher won’t read all of it, but she’ll check the page count

I’m pretty certain that all of Trump’s speeches consist of someone feeding him a subject, let’s say cats for this example, and he just fills in the rest with superlatives, verbs, and nouns. So basically his speeches go something like this:

So usually I think this kind of pageantry is ridiculous in politics but this time, this year, for SO MANY reasons, the DNC absolutely deserved to be the gushing love fest that it was by the end.

I like Planned Parenthood’s version of the TrumpPence logo:

He also says he isn’t the one who narrows it down to the final candidates. There is some obvious bias down the line here.

But I think it might be insulting to the person submitting to me if I hired them for that reason.

Oh absolutely, he was crazy to even try it and should have respected his own limitations.

Is this one of those “breakup boxes” ?

duh, you need an eyeball-catching box for those situations. I have two: one stowed under my desk at work for when partners call and the second at home for watching scary movies.

!!!! I had to stifle my cackling because I seriously thought you just listed random letters, but nope!!! Perfect point is perfectly made

The term “good pilot” can also mean a guy who’s only cleared to fly in daylight scrapping the flight because it’s too late in the day to safely fly. Kennedy and his party could have driven to Newark airport (maybe 25 minutes from the private airport they took off from) and taken a commercial flight to Massachuesetts.

so many small words in one sentence bothers me.

I kinda just looked like someone smashed a keyboard and used whatever came out

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