P.P.P.S. “Jason and the Cargonauts” or even “Jason and the Cargonuts” / “Jason and the Car Go Nuts” also have a very Jalopnik-thematically appropriate ring to them.

Or, for your Scimitar and Tioga, “Jason and the Car Go Naughts” (or “Jason and the Car Go Nots”)!

Please stop me already!!! I am having all too much fun…

P.P.S. Jason, you need to find a way to work the title ”Jason and the Canoegonauts” into this. Or “Jason and the Terrornauts”, which would be more accurate to the original naming convention, but that seems less funny to me.

Jason, I’m not sure that your rack is going to be a problem in concept (though I would use high quality 2x4s instead of what look like 1x4s, and I’d also use distorted thread lock nuts [from McMaster-Carr or similar] and blue/standard thread locker to be really sure they don’t come out), but please get real tie down…

SANDVICH!!! Nom nom nom nom

Well that's your problem, you need to go to the Toyota dealership, not the Toyote dealership!

Well, with those awful vinyl non-sport seats, the sensible thing to do is swap in some leather sport seats. I'd do that, no questions asked.

Dear Jason,

I don’t get this. To me it only says “I make too much money off of the commission you suckers pay me when I help you buy or sell your house.”

I’d like to know, too.

That is either the tiniest wheel or the biggest mirror...

Blackbeard Ben: “Uh-huh. So, that’s an average day for your cousin then?”

Motorcycle engines seem to be criminally underrepresented here. I’ll start with a few:

Actually, I’m pretty sure that’s the bridge of the Enterprise-D.

The M54 is pretty much the high point in BMW reliability in engines, along with the next generation N52.

How dare they ruin a last gen 9-5 filming that!

Did anybody else notice that this article is precisely 23 months old?

Mmmm, light buckets!

THIMBLE CON ‘87

That was more mind-boggling than the accident itself!  Then, he had video of it but left the scene without even leaving his contact info?

Looks like? Are you not sure?