I was also thinking Nissan as soon as I saw it.

2006 Maxima is what i think

‘04-’08 Maxima. Inset trunk, slightly buttressed rear window, 7 spoke wheels, headlights shaped to the front wheel arch, no chrome strip over the tag

Because if you F over the allies you’ve been using to fight your wars, they will ally with your enemies, then come after you.

Dad, I really need to use the computer.

It’s good to contain a forest fire before it’s burning down your neighborhood.

Because Congress de facto abdicated their authority to declare war about 75 years ago.

Commander in Chief of US Forces can move his pieces around the board as he sees fit, especially for broad-ranging “contingency operations” where Congress appropriates money to do pretty much anything he wants to. 

I wonder what kind of soap Trump voters need to use to wash Kurdish blood off of their hands? 

In the pantheon of batshit crazy/stupid shit he says, that’s an average Monday for him.

Actually it happened around 3 years ago when we somehow wound up electing a jackass for president.

In my great and unmatched wisdom? This guy is your president huh?

Take your damn star.

Pricing starts at $103,800 for the Taycan 4S with the base Performance Battery and $110,380 for the Taycan 4S with the more powerful Performance Battery Plus.

Here’s another vehicle that drives like a car (rather than an iPad on wheels) and is actually available right now:

I’m sorry, but that’s bullshit. This isn’t exclusive with America, and to claim it as such is only diminishing the various shit People of Color have to deal with overseas. Let’s not seriously act like other countries are incapable of this kind of stuff.

Already knew this was going to be here:

Leasing is so prevalent, you’d think the processes would make it abundantly clear...

Yeah, pretty confident that the Amish aren’t going to be your best bet for a properly electrified vehicle.