Heel, boy.

Looks like all those years of fooling Mr. Rooney gave Ferris Bueller the false impression that everyone else in the world was just as stupid.

Saw “ThisGuy’s” comment.

The crowd kept yelling “SHOOT!” every time Simmons got the ball. Which makes me wonder just how smart Utah residents are.

‘cause... tickets?

“Basically, I convinced myself that I needed to get into riding because the Metropolitan Transit Authority’s L train subway line service between Manhattan and Brooklyn will be shutting down temporarily for 15 months...”

It’s Denver.

Sort of.

Kind of fitting for a bowl sponsor who’s advertising line is “Servpro.. like it never even happened.”

People don’t realize just how long it takes to comb crumbs out of your beard after you eat something before going out.

Two explanations are possible:

Bethesda’s way of saying: “Pepperidge Farms remembers when games were made the old fashioned way, just like now.”

If this is marijuana, it’s not a big deal other than his employer doesn’t allow it. Society just isn’t up to speed yet recognizing it’s nowhere near as bad as alcohol.

A lime-green Chrysler? What could go wrong?

It’s called ‘insurance’. That usually takes care of those business problems.

Emergency crews are salary paid, so if they weren’t there watching for a fire, they’d be sitting at the station... getting the same pay.

Well, I guess this will stop all those Tesla owners who keep asking “Hey, what happened with that Jaguar iPace fire, hehe?”

He says that now, BEFORE he got behind the wheel of one.

Buy something that says “The Future” since you may not be around to experience it considering the cancer, but want to see some of it now with your kids.

Just got Tetris Effect for $19.99 at Best Buy. They matched Gamestop’s sale price.