I’m a “big city” Midwesterner (and by my own admission a good tipper), and I don’t think it’s passive aggressiveness at all, unless you consider entitlement as passive aggressive. In my 50+ years walking this Earth, it’s been my unfortunate observation that, here in my neck of the woods, there’s a sizable degree of…

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I am an influencer of the greys.  Behold me, Lord of the Greys!  Send me $10 and I will teach you how you can also be permanently in the greys!  #greylife #grey4eva #amidoingthisright #iamnotontwitter #butiseethishashtagthingalot

You clearly have never worked to support yourself in the service industry, and have little to no concept how most restaurants in this country compensate their front-of-house staff. I’d be careful eating out anywhere if I were you, (which, by the way, thank goodness I am not).

...then don’t expect good customer service on an industry that uses tips to measure it.

Nah, but thanks for the thirsty comment.

Was she only wearing the minimum requirement of flair?

Stacey Dash doesn’t understand why her Velveeta-laden macaroni sat un-eaten at Thanksgiving.

Might be time to either put them down or put them in a home. I'm sorry for your loss. 

Take her head and rub her nose in the terrible tip and say, “Did you do that? No! Bad tipper, bad!” She should learn her lesson after the second or third time.

Just send a card to the restaurant addressed to your server

DO NOT go in and be like “Hey Jane was my server last night. I was looking for her. Is she working? No? Can you tell me when her next shift is?”

I have struggled with acne since I was 12—I’m in my 40's now. I’ve been on accutane 3 times, along with everything else under the sun. Literally you name it, I’ve been on it. I have also used pro-active on and off for years, although recently I’ve become really sensitive to it.

Think of ways to make a buck off it.

I understand that acne can be really devastating for some - my BFF had to take Accutane, and even as a 40-something adult, still has the scars.

It’s maddening when a woman’s life is to who she married or who her offspring is. My obituary will read “no one’s wife and mother of none is dead; therefore, no one cares.”

Wow, that’s pretty gross.

“Group restaurant dinners are often birthday dinners. This is a doubled evil. It is common etiquette that the birthday person shouldn’t pay for their own meal, even if they’re the ones who picked the fancy restaurant. This kind of person doesn’t deserve to have more birthdays, but we can’t give you advice on arranging…

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…

Seriously St Paddy’s day on Friday or Saturday or near the weekend lol it’s terrible. This year the st paddy’s day parade is Saturday the 16th. One of my fave bands (Guster) is playing in NYC with one of my other fave bands (Nada Surf) opening. I had to pass because I am an impatient old man and dealing with the…