Wait... so they escorted him to his room to get his things? How do they use trespassing as an excuse after doing something like that?! He was obviously a paying guest at that point!

Good. Those idiots should be fined for wasting the police time and tax payers money.

I am offended by that insinuation!

As opposed to the rich people who claimed bone spurs during Vietnam....

Bro trucks: how to make it clear to strangers that you’re both sexually inadequate and have bad taste

I’m no Royal Family scholar, but I’m pretty sure Kate has some kind of medical condition that basically makes her vomit multiple times a day with almost constant nausea for the entire 9 months of her pregnancy.  I’d be willing to cut her some slack on the maternity leave.

Yes but there are dollars in Canada which is the country I was referring to in that sentence. Which should be obvious since there are no recognised Aboriginals in Britain. If your going to be a pedant at least be a smart one.

Queen tries to tell everyone to get along and be nice to each other and people respond by being nasty and petty.

Right? It’s not “news” as much as it’s shit I read out of habit when I don’t want to be working.

1. A tweet from a Mirror editor linking to a Mirror article.
2. A joke tweet.
3. A tweet with 30 likes.

In fairness, that golden piano is clearly a hand-me-down. 

Yes, but the issue isn’t that this is somehow a new thing. It’s that it is the kind of thing that you come up with when you have no goddamn clue what you are dealing with and just start throwing shit around to see what sticks. That’s what happens when there is “education” specifically set up to leave people ignorant.

No way Trump dodges a shoe. He doesn’t have the reflexes. Jabba the Hut has a better chance of dodging a shoe. Trump is a sitting duck for a Florsheim Facial.

“SQUIRTED MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND WATER INTO RECTUM WANTING TO PREVENT AIDS”

Trump decided to hitch his star to the performance of the stock market, most likely in the face of all advice not to do so because of this.  So, like most of his shitty half-baked ideas, he’s going to have to own this one.

As a veteran who has given so much, 3 limbs, I feel deeply invested to this nation to ensure future generations have everything we have today.

It’s doable, right? And to be clear, we DO order some things from Amazon that we just can’t get locally at all, like water filters for the fridge. But hell, I even went to BestBuy to get a new charging cable for my phone. Bought it the same day my old one started to fritz out. Best Buy. How have we gotten to the point…

im not working on anything but exposing racists now days.  eat my ass anonymous internet dweeb.

Oh, I payed taxes on it. I was 23 and completely clueless. In the 2 months after this until I left the company, I used the company gratis forms we utilized to write off store merchandise and gifted myself and my family with skincare and makeup that kept me in the good stuff for several years. I still have the gold…

Hi, Julianne, I’d like to add a few things to the list of worst things to happen in an office bathroom. I work in an office park and share a bathroom with about 10 other companies, you need a key to get in, but frequently find customers/clients of other tenants using the bathroom. Here’s just a little taste of what I…