That person clearly doesn’t know cats very well. If the cat was trying to warm the mouse up, it would only have been to make it taste better. 

I'd even argue that Pearl Jam's cover of Last Kiss is superior to the original, which is sung with a weird sort of inflection that sounds like Tom Delonge's grandfather had a stroke.

Children in Gaza and Israel, “Am I ever going to find my mom?”

Adults in Gaza and Israel, “Shut up. We’re waiting to hear what Courtney Cox has to say”

Texas is a red state so of course they want to make people’s lives a living hell.

So, in the free state of Texas, a county official may, indiscriminately, pull over a woman traveling with another woman, a woman traveling with a man, or by herself, and then said person will have to prove where they are going?

I’m too pretty for the Cheesecake Factory!

um...ahem...the terms “ghetto” and “concentration camp”... oh wait only bad people do those

I was genuinely more shocked she was in a theater to watch a performance, than by her subsequent behavior.

There’s nothing wrong with butthole licking.

I’m replying sincerely and not to offend you, but your comment is hateful. It reflects more on the content of your character than hers, that you would choose to have sex with a woman who you find pitiful and have no respect for (see comment that you “just go with because she’s probably down for anything”). In more…

I will use self check out when I get a job at the grocery store.

We had to run out of people dumb enough to take on a 1k car payment at some point.

I actually like it when a male artist doesn’t change the genders in a song he’s covering that was originally sung by a women. It displays a certain comfort with oneself. 

Can’t we get beyond Thunderdome?

Al Roker slowly shuffling away from his co-hosts as the COVID diagnosis is announced is pretty great physical comedy to pull off on-the-fly.

I think it’s really cool that you have retained the naivety of a small child in thinking that way.

Thank you! I knew if this song wasn’t first on the list then the list is completely bogus.

I’ve always found White Christmas to be a melancholy song, but that might be because I think of my grandfather, at 18, in North Africa during WWII probably desperately wanting to be home in New Jersey for a white Christmas. (Along with many other servicemen and women so far from home in 1942.)

Really? No, Fairytale of New York? It was literally written by Shane MacGowan to prove to The Pogues producer, that you could write a depressing Christmas song.

I’ll be trying this without the cilantro, because that stuff is an abomination unto God and man.