Might be time to either put them down or put them in a home. I'm sorry for your loss. 

Take her head and rub her nose in the terrible tip and say, “Did you do that? No! Bad tipper, bad!” She should learn her lesson after the second or third time.

Just send a card to the restaurant addressed to your server

DO NOT go in and be like “Hey Jane was my server last night. I was looking for her. Is she working? No? Can you tell me when her next shift is?”

I have struggled with acne since I was 12—I’m in my 40's now. I’ve been on accutane 3 times, along with everything else under the sun. Literally you name it, I’ve been on it. I have also used pro-active on and off for years, although recently I’ve become really sensitive to it.

Think of ways to make a buck off it.

I understand that acne can be really devastating for some - my BFF had to take Accutane, and even as a 40-something adult, still has the scars.

It’s maddening when a woman’s life is to who she married or who her offspring is. My obituary will read “no one’s wife and mother of none is dead; therefore, no one cares.”

Wow, that’s pretty gross.

“Group restaurant dinners are often birthday dinners. This is a doubled evil. It is common etiquette that the birthday person shouldn’t pay for their own meal, even if they’re the ones who picked the fancy restaurant. This kind of person doesn’t deserve to have more birthdays, but we can’t give you advice on arranging…

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…

They all knew what was going to happen too and yet them keep allowing themselves to be used. 

The press needs to stop playing this dude’s game. If this is what he’s bringing to the table they need to get up and walk out of the room. Stop rewarding toddler temper tantrums.

Sheesh, just give him a free whopper every day, he’ll be dead within a month. Problem solved.

I kno the pictures that show the injury were probably taken in a time of distress, but like, I swear white women age like milk that’s already spoiled. Add in the racist component, and you get this, and #StabbyGabby who is THIRTYFUKKINGNINE... How, only meth knows. But Kristen with the bad lies here is 27. Younger than…

Does anyone else get the feeling that Lil’ Donny just basically ignores his old family and 5(!) kids at this point - and they are completely fine with that?

“After their visit, Hindu priests closed the temple for an hour to “purify” the temple”

Seriously St Paddy’s day on Friday or Saturday or near the weekend lol it’s terrible. This year the st paddy’s day parade is Saturday the 16th. One of my fave bands (Guster) is playing in NYC with one of my other fave bands (Nada Surf) opening. I had to pass because I am an impatient old man and dealing with the…

No way Trump dodges a shoe. He doesn’t have the reflexes. Jabba the Hut has a better chance of dodging a shoe. Trump is a sitting duck for a Florsheim Facial.

Hi, Julianne, I’d like to add a few things to the list of worst things to happen in an office bathroom. I work in an office park and share a bathroom with about 10 other companies, you need a key to get in, but frequently find customers/clients of other tenants using the bathroom. Here’s just a little taste of what I…