I would pay good money to read a brutally honest no holds barred memoir from Camilla.

Was surprised at how lovely the wedding dress was. It was classy and simple. You don’t need to stick a bow on everything. I hope she starts a trend away from topless wedding dresses which suits only a certain body type.

What can I wear to get the most attention? Because bad publicity is better than no publicity. 

You’re officially a Third World country when tourists visit to observe you in your natural habitat.  I wonder if they’re warned not to feed the voters or give them money....

I used to own and wear a powder blue jumpsuit that I loved. Now my older self vows never again because my bladder can’t handle a 5 minute fumble to use the bathroom.

I have a speech impediment and I sound guilty all the time. 

Yes they are. We use them with pulled pork because they don’t fall apart from the weight of the pork and sauce like other buns. I’d rather have nothing than that drywall mess called a bun.

When the newer debit terminals were introduced.  Even before I see my total I’m given tip percentage options that start at 10%.  I don’t mind tipping but I don’t like mandatory tipping. 

Look at the people he attracts. Not a single one is a model of honesty and ethical behaviour. 

As a left handed guitar player, I had to start with a teacher. There was no way I could learn from youtube because there are so many unanswered questions that only a teacher could show me. 

Maybe attack that Black Supreme Court Justice who has a white wife? 

I fell off my bike the same way.  The hurt to my pride was worse than the fall. 

Maybe every pregnant woman needs to send the govt their bills for medical and childcare since the govt is so invested in the “best interests” of the child.

Is this the Promise Keepers re-imagined?

I always check my coffee order because almost every third time it’s wrong and going back for a corrected drink is a big waste of time. Medium coffee one cream. Not black, not small, no sugar and not a vanilla latte.

Blacks are lazy and don’t want to work.

I used to buy the good toilet paper and whenever it was my roommate’s turn they bought it from the dollar store. I kept my supply hidden and used it for myself.

Most drive-thrus operate on a timed directive for each order. Which means that your bagel is getting a bare run through the toaster and is slapped together in seconds. It’s a system designed for bad food.

I want her to invite Professor Anita Hill to the swearing in ceremony.

Friends sell baked goods at an outdoor market. You have to pay for a table, either inside or outside, outside is cheaper but it’s also where the weather is. Tables in prime locations cost more. Free samples are hoovered up in minutes. Parents demand a free cookie for their kids. People promise that if you make GF…