One of the sadder persons I know left his faith which meant leaving his family and his whole world. He’s hoping that as his kids get older they will talk to him. The Us vs Them mentality is very strong. 

At age 21 I was worshipping B52 shots in bars.  

My rule is not to take relationship advice from anyone under the age of 40 because WTF do they know.

All I know is that one mocked a suicide victim and the rest of them will drink their own piss for views. 

I’d be ashamed to admit that I spent money on it. It’s like that bright green sweater you ordered on-line and then shoved in the back of your closet. No one needs to see your mistakes. 

If you are dumb enough to follow these “any publicity is good publicity” attention-seeking pigs then you deserve to be ripped off. Zero sympathies.

Sure, Karen, when you walk down the street at night while wearing it and don’t get stopped by the police, then I’ll buy it.

mac and cheese and Franks red hot sauce. Bonus if there is a cut-up hot dog thrown in.

The kind of blacks who come in from working the fields all day and remind Massa that it’s time for their daily whipping.

Begging Donald to take you back?

Or be like an unnamed relative who showed up at a funeral in a long black dress and matching cape. Years later we still can’t figure out where she found the cape. 

7Up cake?  

“Jesus, hold my mule.” Thank you for that.

It’s not a family meal until someone cries. 

Bottom line: Stay out of public pools. 

Man, you are really turning yourself into a pretzel to rationalize your bullshit.

I don’t live in the US. Patients standing or sitting outside with their IV stand is a common sight. When a friend was in the hospital we regularly crossed a street and took slow short walks in the park with his IV stand attached to him.

Please fire the security guard. Every day around my local hospital is patients in hospital gowns dragging their IV stands because they are sick and getting outside in the sunshine for a few minutes makes them feel so much better. Has that guy not breathed the air inside most hospitals?

Part of gym class was learning to square dance. For people like me with two left feet and no sense of direction, it was torture. 

I really want this job so I can put it on my resume. 2 years running amok at a zoo while being chased by serious looking men with nets and weapons.