Piss off with that noise, you cretin. I had a traumatic childhood and suffer from mental illness yet somehow I get through my days without deliberately running people down with my car. You are an asshole who deserves no mercy from the court. You will spend more time in prison than you did free.  Good. 

When will the dirty lower classes learn that they exist for our entertainment? It’s almost like they expect a modicum of human dignity as they go about trying to live their lives.

Mine did that driving from New Brunswick to Ontario, it decided I wanted the scenic route instead of the major highway. On the plus side, it did give me the locations of all the McDonalds along the way.

They check to see if he’s on Ashley Madison or Grindr. AM might get a pass but not Grindr. They don’t want cock, they want chicken.

The solution is obvious. Lock up all women of child-bearing years until they are no longer fertile. Put them in the same camps as the migrant children. The women can make sure the kids are fed, clothed and clean. It’s a Republican win/win. Two pesky groups are taken care of at once.

“It was meant for me and my friends to laugh at.”

It was really about the Oreos. The meth excuse was to give you some dignity. 

Don’t think about the video evidence. Imagine if there wasn’t and it was her word against his. She would be jail right now looking at life.

This asshole recorded it (!?!!) WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK! and sent a copy to someone who had the moral decency to notify the police. He needs to fall into a cesspit and never get out.

This asshole recorded it (!?!!) WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK! and sent a copy to someone who had the moral decency to notify the police. He needs to fall into a cesspit and never get out.

Our cardinal rule was never let the mic out of our hands. That way it was much easier to cut off the long-winded. 

William looks like he’s checking the kid’s hair to see if it’s ready to be harvested for a toupee.

William looks like he’s checking the kid’s hair to see if it’s ready to be harvested for a toupee.

Why am I waiting for Bugs Bunny to come out and start conducting The Marriage of Figaro?

I did food delivery just before Ubereats, Grubhub and all those other apps took over. It was an independent one owner service and making money was easy. We got a percentage of the delivery fee and the tips were ours to keep. I could make between 100-150 a night and be home before 1000PM.   Most restaurants closed…

I’m willing to accept their sacrifice if it means I can stay in my pjs, watch Netflix and inhale a bag of them. 

24 Sussex Drive, Ottawa, Canada

Didn’t see any mention of Karen’s potato salad. 

His boner must have been so confused. “An attractive woman is touching me.” But it hurts so much!

My claustrophobia kicked in just reading this small excerpt. I’d need race horse levels of Ketamine to get me out of that place.